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    Fuck X-Mas

    I am just full of white privelage tonight, boys and girls! But I hate about 90% of what christmas is. I have decided to break it down:
    DO LIKE
    • Candy
    • Spending time with loved ones
    • Cooking delicious food to share with friends
    • Snow

    DO NOT LIKE
    • People losing their cool all over the place - yelling at cashiers and driving like dicks
    • Buying presents for people I dont love or know, but am related to
    • Tolerating racist relatives in social settings, sometimes in public
    • Buying shit in general, including but not limited to, consumer culture
    • Christmas Music.


    In conclusion, I am going to just make donations to charity in peoples name next year. Its tax deductable, you're a dick if you complain about it, and it takes all of 5 minutes to do away with the entire process. Beyond that, I can't escape my family until I move to Australia on a work visa to cook koalas.
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    Re: Fuck X-Mas

    Agree. Fuck it all. The candy isn't even that good.
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    Re: Fuck X-Mas

    So why don't you just not buy presents for the shitbags and no talk to the people you hate? Is this just a governmental required Canadian post to further Trudeau's war on Christmas? Just blink twice if you need to be saved from your "dude weed" PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loli View Post
    So why don't you just not buy presents for the shitbags and no talk to the people you hate? Is this just a governmental required Canadian post to further Trudeau's war on Christmas? Just blink twice if you need to be saved from your "dude weed" PM.
    No... our PM is amazing. He is what we have always wanted. He is so perfect. He will be better than his father, for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loli View Post
    So why don't you just not buy presents for the shitbags and no talk to the people you hate? Is this just a governmental required Canadian post to further Trudeau's war on Christmas? Just blink twice if you need to be saved from your "dude weed" PM.
    What are you talking about? Doesnt everyone have relatives and people in their lives that they are compelled to care about because either they are related to you, or something terrible has happened to them and you are almost all they have left?

    I suppose I could not do it, but then I would be an asshole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the.doctor View Post
    What are you talking about? Doesnt everyone have relatives and people in their lives that they are compelled to care about because either they are related to you, or something terrible has happened to them and you are almost all they have left?

    I suppose I could not do it, but then I would be an asshole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the.doctor View Post
    What are you talking about? Doesnt everyone have relatives and people in their lives that they are compelled to care about because either they are related to you, or something terrible has happened to them and you are almost all they have left?

    I suppose I could not do it, but then I would be an asshole.
    No, I'm not compelled to do anything because I believe in freedom. The only asshole would be someone so terrible that it feels like a chore to get them a present.

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    People think *redacted* in 'Murica.
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    Re: Fuck X-Mas

    As a fellow 'merican I do not buy anyone but my SO anything for Christmas.
    My SO made a Christmas picture, and I sent that one to everyone. (by text msg)

    Going to save as much as possible until my debts are paid off.
    Tired of wondering where my next meal will come from.

    When times are better I will select appropriate gifts for those that need them first, and close relatives thoughtful gifts second.
    And anyone else that was bad, or didn't even say HI we get "useful" gifts.

    There's been many Christmases where everyone got a comb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hidalgo View Post
    As a fellow 'merican I do not buy anyone but my SO anything for Christmas.
    My SO made a Christmas picture, and I sent that one to everyone. (by text msg)

    Going to save as much as possible until my debts are paid off.
    Tired of wondering where my next meal will come from.

    When times are better I will select appropriate gifts for those that need them first, and close relatives thoughtful gifts second.
    And anyone else that was bad, or didn't even say HI we get "useful" gifts.

    There's been many Christmases where everyone got a comb.
    Ya but ur just cheap. You can't even buy your way out of the pool man. Its a little embarrassing.

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    Re: Fuck X-Mas

    Tell people that you're reducing how much you're spending, and you don't want gifts from them either. We did that with some extended family. These are solvable "problems" if you try.

    Except Christmas music. That shit is everywhere.

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    Re: Fuck X-Mas

    Quote Originally Posted by Diablo View Post
    Tell people that you're reducing how much you're spending, and you don't want gifts from them either. We did that with some extended family. These are solvable "problems" if you try.

    Except Christmas music. That shit is everywhere.
    Funny, actually, because that's exactly how we celebrated Christmas this year. We were all given small budgets and told to only buy for those in the close family (mom, dad, sister, grandma). It turned out well and everyone had a great time without having to worry about gift exchange stress...


    Except that joy only extends so far, as Christmas Music has partially destroyed the Christmas season for me.
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    Re: Fuck X-Mas

    I got my homies a few things and I got a few things. Nothing big, no one said anything. I also spent xmas back home with my friends so it was better than last year smoking my self to sleep all day by myself.

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    Re: Fuck X-Mas

    Quote Originally Posted by Loli View Post
    Ya but ur just cheap. You can't even buy your way out of the pool man. Its a little embarrassing.
    Can't afford to waste money yet.
    Work is in progress though.

    Quote Originally Posted by aR1bUS View Post
    Funny, actually, because that's exactly how we celebrated Christmas this year. We were all given small budgets and told to only buy for those in the close family (mom, dad, sister, grandma). It turned out well and everyone had a great time without having to worry about gift exchange stress...


    Except that joy only extends so far, as Christmas Music has partially destroyed the Christmas season for me.
    Glad you had a good time!

    I still can't get enough of "All I want for Christmas is you" tho




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