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  1. February 7th, 2012 #1
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    ATTN: People who aren't Canadian



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    Re: ATTN: People who aren't Canadian

    MY DOG WEARS A RAINCOAT

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    Re: ATTN: People who aren't Canadian

    I thought hockey was the national sport. And I didn't realize Canada was a democracy. O.o I don't know as much about other countries as I should. Anyway, good informative vid.

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    Re: ATTN: People who aren't Canadian

    Yea that's pretty representative, but he left the part where provinces do whatever the fuck they want regardless of what people say about it.
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    Re: ATTN: People who aren't Canadian

    Oh lol. I love it.
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    Re: ATTN: People who aren't Canadian

    Wait, so Canada isn't a part of the United States? You mean I have to get a passport to travel there??

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    Re: ATTN: People who aren't Canadian

    Wasn't it Canada who got invaded by Nazis in WWII?

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    Re: ATTN: People who aren't Canadian

    I thought that was Rhode Island.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.

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    Re: ATTN: People who aren't Canadian

    Wasn't the USA the country who got invaded by Canada in 1812? Oh wait i think i'm doing this wrong...
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    Re: ATTN: People who aren't Canadian

    inb4 mianus joke.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.

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    Re: ATTN: People who aren't Canadian

    Canada is EVIL.





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    Re: ATTN: People who aren't Canadian

    I thought Canada was made in 1947 for all the french that were being massacred in world war 1

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    Re: ATTN: People who aren't Canadian

    I just thought it was where all the musically talented autistics lived.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.

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    Re: ATTN: People who aren't Canadian

    Will my fiancee actually have to swear to the queen when we move there and get married?


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    Re: ATTN: People who aren't Canadian

    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Wasn't it Canada who got invaded by Nazis in WWII?
    We had several U-boat landings, yes.


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    Re: ATTN: People who aren't Canadian

    Canada still owes the rest of the world an apology for Avril Lavigne.
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    Re: ATTN: People who aren't Canadian

    And Justin Bieber.

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    and Nickelback
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    Re: ATTN: People who aren't Canadian

    and the French

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    Re: ATTN: People who aren't Canadian

    we didnt spawn the french you ugly faggot we just harbour them begrudgingly
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