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    5up3R80w|_ XLVI ..!!!!!!!

    4LL 1 60774h 54y 15 ..
    614|\|75 4LL 7h4 w4y !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: 5up3R80w|_ XLVI ..!!!!!!!

    I've created a monster.

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    Re: 5up3R80w|_ XLVI ..!!!!!!!

    W3ll.. A v3Ry 1337 m0|\|573R !! (:
    ..right? 0:

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    Re: 5up3R80w|_ XLVI ..!!!!!!!

    Oh no.
    Read the damn stickies.
    And leave.

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    Re: 5up3R80w|_ XLVI ..!!!!!!!

    leetspeak is frowned upon and just shows you to be the idiot 16 year old you are.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.


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    Re: 5up3R80w|_ XLVI ..!!!!!!!

    hater.

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    Re: 5up3R80w|_ XLVI ..!!!!!!!

    Ugh, I hate having to read half 1337 and half retardese. Do it right, don't do it here but at least do it right.

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    I guess abortion jokes are too inclusive of the capitalist western notion of the monopolization of sorrow and livestock consumerism?
    srsly why did my sig get deleted?


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    Re: 5up3R80w|_ XLVI ..!!!!!!!

    am i doin it rite?? \(n_n)/
    ╦║║╔═ “We’re powerless to change anything anyways.”
    ║╠╣So just lay back upon your death bed
    ║║║╚═ and gaze idiotically back up the chain of command
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    ║║╔╗╔═ ╦╔╗╓I guess it’s just common sense to preach
    ╚╝╚╝╚═ ║╚╝║ what ought to be but ensure it never is in the present tense

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    Re: 5up3R80w|_ XLVI ..!!!!!!!

    Must wait 24 hours.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.


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    Re: 5up3R80w|_ XLVI ..!!!!!!!

    Yeah, let's watch a bunch of over-paid d-bags chase a fucking ball around for 3 1/2 hours....no thanks.
    Now the cops got tanks 'cause the kids got guns
    Shrinks pushin' pills on everyone
    Cancer from the ocean, cancer from the sun
    Straight to Hell we go

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    Re: 5up3R80w|_ XLVI ..!!!!!!!

    like madonna, i too have never sung at the superbowl
    unlike a retarded dwarf, i am big and i am clever

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    Re: 5up3R80w|_ XLVI ..!!!!!!!

    paulnoise, I like you. Please stay.

    My dairy-based frozen confection creates a focal point to which young males of the species are drawn. You are correct: it is far superior to yours. I could attempt to educate you on the finer points of this subject, but it would require monetary recompense on your part.

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    Re: 5up3R80w|_ XLVI ..!!!!!!!

    Classic comment.... I just upgraded him.

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    Re: 5up3R80w|_ XLVI ..!!!!!!!

    ill stay for a while people hee seem cool
    unlike a retarded dwarf, i am big and i am clever

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    Re: 5up3R80w|_ XLVI ..!!!!!!!

    good. I like you.

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