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    The pirate is after ye booty!

    BP told me to announce her arrival. Apparently she's been having some technical difficulties logging in. Something about someone with the scurvy walked the plank with her gold doubloons....or maybe it was a password error



    Word on the wire is you're about to get boarded!

    "Cowards die many times before their deaths, the Valiant never taste of death but once." -William Shakespere

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    Re: The pirate is after ye booty!

    AHHH BITCHEZ BEST BE WALKIN PLANKZ AND TING.

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    Re: The pirate is after ye booty!

    It's a ghost town around here sometimes. When someone comes back everyone usually comes out of the woodworks though, if only for long enough to say "what the fuck" before going back to their lives and their skyrim and their booze....and their....wow that sound soo much cooler than what I'm doing right now. i should shut up

    "Cowards die many times before their deaths, the Valiant never taste of death but once." -William Shakespere

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    Re: The pirate is after ye booty!

    I don't play skyrim or drink booze mother fucker.

    WB BP, you've been missed.

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    Re: The pirate is after ye booty!

    I still have your nudes. :3


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.


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    Re: The pirate is after ye booty!

    I thought about playing skyim....then i took an arrow in the knee o.O


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    Re: The pirate is after ye booty!

    I thought about gafing but then I didn't. Because idgaf.

    Also welcome back you smell pirate hooker!


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    Re: The pirate is after ye booty!

    (>'.')> they eye of the tiger is stuck in my head <('.'<)

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    Re: The pirate is after ye booty!

    Quote Originally Posted by Anthony G View Post
    WB BP, you've been missed.

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    fu i missed you too.
    Quote Originally Posted by MaudKip View Post
    I still have your nudes. :3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loli View Post
    I thought about gafing but then I didn't. Because idgaf.

    Also welcome back you smell pirate hooker!
    Idgaf if u gaf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaudKip View Post
    I wanna have sex with twins.

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    Re: The pirate is after ye booty!

    Someone fill me in on these nudes, I would like to peruse and analyze these images.

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    Re: The pirate is after ye booty!

    It will cost you. ;D


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.


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    Re: The pirate is after ye booty!

    id like to check them for spelling mistakes
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    Re: The pirate is after ye booty!

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    Do it pussy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.


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    Re: The pirate is after ye booty!



    >this thread
    >mfw

    As usual, you fags didn't disappoint!
    Welcome back aboard, cap'n

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    Re: The pirate is after ye booty!

    I don't think I have BP nudes anymore. Oh well.

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    Re: The pirate is after ye booty!

    I have BP nudes that only I have.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.


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    Re: The pirate is after ye booty!

    Quote Originally Posted by dbx10 View Post
    As usual, you fags didn't disappoint!
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    I have BP nudes that only I have.
    wait, what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaudKip View Post
    I wanna have sex with twins.

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    Re: The pirate is after ye booty!

    I have TC screen shots. >:3 No worries, I will never share them. I am not an asshole like that. :3


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.


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    Re: The pirate is after ye booty!

    Yeah, you're a baby back on the back take a lot of cum in your ass bitch.

    Share. That. Shit. N. I. G. G. A.

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    Re: The pirate is after ye booty!

    welcome aboard BP <3
    you can take me hostage if you like

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