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    Say hello to Stacey McNugget

    http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/new...-1226255710651

    A TEENAGE girl who has eaten almost nothing else except chicken nuggets for 15 years has been warned by doctors the junk food is killing her.

    Stacey Irvine, 17, has been hooked on the fast food since her mother bought her some at a McDonald's restaurant when she was two. Shocked doctors learned of her habit when the factory worker, from Birmingham, north of London, collapsed and was taken to hospital after struggling to breathe.

    Ms Irvine, who has never eaten fruit or vegetables, had swollen veins in her tongue and was found to have anaemia.



    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-15-years.html

    Yesterday she was recovering at home after being put on an urgent course of vitamins — which started in hospital with injections. But despite medics begging her to change her diet she STILL cannot get enough of chicken nuggets.

    Stacey, of Castle Vale, Birmingham, said: "I am starting to realise this is really bad for me.

    "McDonald's chicken nuggets are my favourite. I share 20 with my boyfriend with chips.

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    Re: Say hello to Stacey McNugget

    i want a full body shot to see if shes fat.
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    Re: Say hello to Stacey McNugget

    Quote Originally Posted by the.doctor View Post
    i want a full body shot to see if shes fat.
    She's not.



    She's only 17, but I'd jizz all over her nuggets.

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    Re: Say hello to Stacey McNugget

    She's not skinny though.

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    Re: Say hello to Stacey McNugget

    Somehow it saddens me to think of her saying that with a Brummy accent.



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    Re: Say hello to Stacey McNugget

    "I am starting to realise this is really bad for me."

    Derp.

    My dairy-based frozen confection creates a focal point to which young males of the species are drawn. You are correct: it is far superior to yours. I could attempt to educate you on the finer points of this subject, but it would require monetary recompense on your part.

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    Re: Say hello to Stacey McNugget

    she would get dick'd
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    Re: Say hello to Stacey McNugget

    Now say hello to the McFry twins...


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    Re: Say hello to Stacey McNugget

    Quote Originally Posted by Diablo View Post
    She's not.



    She's only 17, but I'd jizz all over her nuggets.
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    Re: Say hello to Stacey McNugget

    Hey JJ, is the McNugget a Scottish dish?

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    Re: Say hello to Stacey McNugget

    Fast food kills you, who knew?!!1

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    Re: Say hello to Stacey McNugget

    So...a person eats almost nothing but fast food and has health problems...who the fuck is this news to?
    Now the cops got tanks 'cause the kids got guns
    Shrinks pushin' pills on everyone
    Cancer from the ocean, cancer from the sun
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    Re: Say hello to Stacey McNugget

    How in the fuck does she look that good?


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.


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    Re: Say hello to Stacey McNugget

    Diet Coke.

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    Re: Say hello to Stacey McNugget

    Meth is considerably quicker and cheaper.
    Now the cops got tanks 'cause the kids got guns
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    Re: Say hello to Stacey McNugget

    Maud, you have no standards.

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    Re: Say hello to Stacey McNugget

    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Hey JJ, is the McNugget a Scottish dish?
    Yeah they are! Old Mcdonald's farm was originally in Scotland.

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    It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!
    Quote Originally Posted by Diablo View Post
    Jaay's Scottish, there's no such thing as an "alcohol abuse problem."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anthony G View Post
    Maud, you have no standards.
    Oh, he has standards. They're just extraordinarily low.

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    Re: Say hello to Stacey McNugget

    lllololol Stacey McNugget.

    I don't know how someone could do that. I feel gross after eating fast food. How can she ignore that?

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    Re: Say hello to Stacey McNugget

    Quote Originally Posted by Anthony G View Post
    Maud, you have no standards.
    I'm just asking how can she look THAT good after eating only fast food for her entire life? I wouldn't ask her on a date... Or maybe I would since she'd be cheap to pay for.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.


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