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  1. January 27th, 2012 #1
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    I'm gay!

    Super gay.

    lololololllllll
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  2. January 27th, 2012 #2
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    Re: I'm gay!

    well shit.
    now I'm not the only one...


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    Maybe. You have to be pretty fucking disgusting for me to be like.. gross. I find something good in all peoples. Even black people :O Damn I'm such a nice person.
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  3. January 27th, 2012 #3
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    Re: I'm gay!

    Awh, rezzy... <33
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    Re: I'm gay!

    I was pretty sure you were gay, just like I picked rendezvous, Avarik and Napalm.

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  5. January 27th, 2012 #5
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    Re: I'm gay!

    I posted that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.

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  6. January 27th, 2012 #6
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    Re: I'm gay!

    Yeah, I'm not gay. I don't love men, I just have indiscriminate sexual relations with them in shady park bathrooms after midnight...

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    Re: I'm gay!

    Well, as long as we are announcing our sexual preferences, I'm strictly vagitarian. Congratulations to the gay guys, I guess. It's of no consequence to me what hole you prefer to stick it in - or have it stuck in - whichever the case may be.
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    Re: I'm gay!

    Wait who the fuck is this guy again?


    Quote Originally Posted by Napalm View Post
    Yeah, I'm not gay. I don't love men, I just have indiscriminate sexual relations with them in shady park bathrooms after midnight...
    Easy to live with. Ily bb.
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  9. January 27th, 2012 #9
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    Re: I'm gay!

    Maud dragged her in. She's a girl.
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  10. January 28th, 2012 #10
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    Re: I'm gay!

    I'm not gay but I once watched this porn and it was a sexy blonde chick with huge tits and I started touching myself and shit and then it went waist down and she had a dick and I didn't know what to do.
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    Re: I'm gay!

    Hobo is a girl? My head a splode.

    My dairy-based frozen confection creates a focal point to which young males of the species are drawn. You are correct: it is far superior to yours. I could attempt to educate you on the finer points of this subject, but it would require monetary recompense on your part.
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    Re: I'm gay!

    Quote Originally Posted by Anthony G View Post
    I'm not gay but I once watched this porn and it was a sexy blonde chick with huge tits and I started touching myself and shit and then it went waist down and she had a dick and I didn't know what to do.
    Tough call, man up and finish, or alt another tab.
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    Re: I'm gay!

    Oh wow it's a chick? Huh. Maud, am not amused.
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    Re: I'm gay!

    PissOnFord is a chick that Maud brought here, if I remember correctly. I assume that's who shakikii is referring to.
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    Re: I'm gay!

    Oh. Derp.

    I was thinking "Another one?"

    My dairy-based frozen confection creates a focal point to which young males of the species are drawn. You are correct: it is far superior to yours. I could attempt to educate you on the finer points of this subject, but it would require monetary recompense on your part.
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    Re: I'm gay!

    Idiots.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.

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    Re: I'm gay!

    Yes, I am in fact female. Problem?

    lololololllllll
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    Re: I'm gay!

    Pics or it didn't happen.
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    Re: I'm gay!

    No, I knew POF was a girl, so when LG said "that guy" I assumed she was referring to Hobo, thus confusion.

    My dairy-based frozen confection creates a focal point to which young males of the species are drawn. You are correct: it is far superior to yours. I could attempt to educate you on the finer points of this subject, but it would require monetary recompense on your part.
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