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  1. January 21st, 2012 #1
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    fuck this



    This upsets me.

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    It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!
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    Jaay's Scottish, there's no such thing as an "alcohol abuse problem."
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  2. January 23rd, 2012 #2
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    Re: fuck this

    What? Why are they making a commercial about something any wireless phone retailer can do for free?
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    Maybe. You have to be pretty fucking disgusting for me to be like.. gross. I find something good in all peoples. Even black people :O Damn I'm such a nice person.
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  3. January 23rd, 2012 #3
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    Re: fuck this

    Quote Originally Posted by rendezvous View Post
    What? Why are they making a commercial about something any wireless phone retailer can do for free?
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  4. January 23rd, 2012 #4
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    Re: fuck this

    Who the fuck is Bigmacman? WTF
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  5. January 23rd, 2012 #5
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    Re: fuck this

    No one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.

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  6. January 23rd, 2012 #6
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    Re: fuck this

    I don't get it what's wrong with the commercial?
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  7. January 23rd, 2012 #7
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    Re: fuck this

    It's stupid.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.

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    Re: fuck this

    I didn't watch it and I thought it was OK.

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  9. January 24th, 2012 #9
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    Re: fuck this

    There is no need for Yoda to be doing commercials! He made enough money from the movies. Fucking sell out.

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    It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!
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    Jaay's Scottish, there's no such thing as an "alcohol abuse problem."
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