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  1. January 21st, 2012 #21
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    Re: Osvaldas

    Stop bullying the noobs, Napalm!

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    Re: Osvaldas

    NOW EVERYBODY STOP BITING AND SCRATCHING.

    Now play nice. It wasn't long ago we stamped out all the noob attacks. If you want me to start another ban train I will. So leave it out and just welcome Osvaldas to the board. I hope I don't have to speak about this any further. You should all know by now that when I say I will kick heads I mean it. There have been enough fractured skulls come under my cruel administration to leave a psychological scar right across LDC.

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    Re: Osvaldas

    I like him. Welcome aboard. See what I did thar? What's your native language, tell us a little about yourself.
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    Re: Osvaldas

    our mods are nazis so just drink your beer in the toilets where theyre too busy having meth sex in the other toilets to ever see your beers and you can fishing in the handicapped its bigger
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    Re: Osvaldas

    Quote Originally Posted by iLazz 2.0 View Post
    There have been enough fractured skulls come under my cruel administration to leave a psychological scar right across LDC.
    omg, you're the one who threw the cat out of the window aren't you!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iLazz 2.0 View Post
    NOW EVERYBODY STOP BITING AND SCRATCHING.

    Now play nice. It wasn't long ago we stamped out all the noob attacks. If you want me to start another ban train I will. So leave it out and just welcome Osvaldas to the board. I hope I don't have to speak about this any further. You should all know by now that when I say I will kick heads I mean it. There have been enough fractured skulls come under my cruel administration to leave a psychological scar right across LDC.

    Welcome Osvaldas. Please keep posting. I hope you enjoy yourself here.
    go f*uck yourself, drunk australian

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    Re: Osvaldas

    Quote Originally Posted by Osvaldas View Post
    Go f*uck yourself, fat american
    this thread is f*ucking bomb. this n00b is awesome; he knows the rules and doesnt afraid of anything.

    I think its funny how he called you out on being a fat american, too.
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    ║║╔╗╔═ ╦╔╗╓I guess it’s just common sense to preach
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    Re: Osvaldas

    This thread made me laugh so hard. Go home noob, and welcome. Wanna f*uck?


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.

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    Re: Osvaldas

    Quote Originally Posted by the.doctor View Post
    this thread is f*ucking bomb. this n00b is awesome; he knows the rules and doesnt afraid of anything.

    I think its funny how he called you out on being a fat american, too.
    i dont get it

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    who the f*uck is steve?
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    Re: Osvaldas

    Can f*uck be added to the filter so that every time 'fuck' is used, it changes to f*uck?


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.

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