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  1. January 20th, 2012 #1
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    ATTN USER: AG

    Do you guys pull this kinda shit on each other?

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  2. January 20th, 2012 #2
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    Re: ATTN USER: AG

    That kind of stuff does happen. Mostly with the newer/less mature soldiers who don't know the value of professionalism and common courtesy.

    I can tell you that you would never find any of my platoon ever acting foolish like that though.

    P.S. That guy that pulled the stunt is a pussy for doing that and then not accepting the consequences.
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    Re: ATTN USER: AG

    Aren't you the same person?
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    Re: ATTN USER: AG

    What the fuck even happened?


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.

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    Re: ATTN USER: AG

    I think someone swapped the Anal Lube for chilli sauce or something.

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    Re: ATTN USER: AG

    Quote Originally Posted by MaudKip View Post
    What the fuck even happened?
    Yeah this is what I'm wondering. Is he mad or something?
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    Re: ATTN USER: AG

    The kid somehow managed to get icy hot onto his balls/penis. Probably by putting it in his spandex that we wear under those short shorts.
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    Re: ATTN USER: AG

    Oh ow. They should have let him beat his ass.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.

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  9. January 28th, 2012 #9
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    Re: ATTN USER: AG

    They swapped his lotion with IcyHot. Says so in the description. But that's not even funny; what a jerk move. >< The way to do it is rub the icyhot into the band at the top of the underwear then leave it in his drawer. When he wears it, it won't activate until he starts sweating. Wouldn't do that in the army, though.

    My dairy-based frozen confection creates a focal point to which young males of the species are drawn. You are correct: it is far superior to yours. I could attempt to educate you on the finer points of this subject, but it would require monetary recompense on your part.
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