What up, what up, what up? I am new here (obviously) ready to kick the tires and light the fires. So what's cool? What's happenin'? Direct me to the blow, I brought my own funnel. Yep, yep.....awwwww'riiiiiiight!
What up, what up, what up? I am new here (obviously) ready to kick the tires and light the fires. So what's cool? What's happenin'? Direct me to the blow, I brought my own funnel. Yep, yep.....awwwww'riiiiiiight!
Why are you asking us what's cool and what's happening?
Better question: Why are you asking me why I am asking you what's cool and what's happenin'?
he's okay
That's a good rule; we have a similar one here at my house: "No Brokebacking". Different wording but the essential message is the same. Perhaps a merger with the Westboro Baptist Church is in order?
Now the cops got tanks 'cause the kids got guns
Shrinks pushin' pills on everyone
Cancer from the ocean, cancer from the sun
Straight to Hell we go
Awards:
How many fucks do you give on an average day?
Sheet, I ran out of fucks to give a long time ago. That's not to say I ever really gave much of a fuck about anything. "Intelligent but lacks motivation" seems to be the common theme. Whatever that means.
Now the cops got tanks 'cause the kids got guns
Shrinks pushin' pills on everyone
Cancer from the ocean, cancer from the sun
Straight to Hell we go
Awards:
What are your thoughts on North Korea and Iran?
North Korea: I am sick and tired of hearing about some stupid ass American tourist going where they are not wanted and getting hemmed up over there. I can't imagine why anyone would want to go there anyway. Iran: Full of Muslim whackjobs; 'nuff said.
Now the cops got tanks 'cause the kids got guns
Shrinks pushin' pills on everyone
Cancer from the ocean, cancer from the sun
Straight to Hell we go
Nah, I don't think I am smart, I know that I am much more intelligent than a lot of my peers. Or maybe that is just arrogance. Only time will tell I suppose. There are some things I suck at: skateboarding, crochet, tic-tac-toe all sports (save for pool) but I wouldn't say that I suck at most everything.
Now the cops got tanks 'cause the kids got guns
Shrinks pushin' pills on everyone
Cancer from the ocean, cancer from the sun
Straight to Hell we go
What do you do? Who are you? Do you like chest hair?
What do I do? Pretty much whatever I want whenever I can. Though school does take up a large portion of my time. Who am I? No one special, just another random jackass with a computer and internet access. Do I like chest hair? I've never really put much thought into it. I guess you could say I am indifferent to it.
Now the cops got tanks 'cause the kids got guns
Shrinks pushin' pills on everyone
Cancer from the ocean, cancer from the sun
Straight to Hell we go
Tell us more about yourself.
~I wish I was DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes~
~Thank you Kale~

I mean, I thought it was a creative intro. Reminds me of that overly happy and hyper dude DJ MacCoy from Dance Central.
"Yo yo yo! It's your boy, DJ MacCoy! Keepin' it fresh and keepin' it real."
That sounds pretty gay to me...
~I wish I was DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes~
~Thank you Kale~

MacCoy? Oh, fucking of course he's gay. And the kid wears an outfit that looks like Narutos. Fuckin' gay as Hell. But the game is kinda cool. Well. Not cool. But fun.
<3 I'm so glad you understood.
~I wish I was DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes~
~Thank you Kale~

Ofc ~<3