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    Re: Greetings 1337.com!

    Avarik does this thing where he says he wants to hang out, but never does.

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    Re: Greetings 1337.com!

    Do you smoke trees? Do you know how to internet? What is 2+2X3-1.


    I guess abortion jokes are too inclusive of the capitalist western notion of the monopolization of sorrow and livestock consumerism?
    srsly why did my sig get deleted?


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    Re: Greetings 1337.com!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jack90 View Post
    Oh how I wish for another new member to join us in our tight community, but I fear, like many of the new members as of late, that posting mine wane significantly after a week or two.
    I've been busy making sweet sweet love to my new lady <_< I'll post! I'm not going anywhere ; ;


    I guess abortion jokes are too inclusive of the capitalist western notion of the monopolization of sorrow and livestock consumerism?
    srsly why did my sig get deleted?


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    Re: Greetings 1337.com!

    TripsEX does this thing where he FUCKS HIS OWN ASS
    SPENCER ♥ MANNING

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    Re: Greetings 1337.com!

    Ask him how many months of stretching it took him. I've been trying for weeks.


    I guess abortion jokes are too inclusive of the capitalist western notion of the monopolization of sorrow and livestock consumerism?
    srsly why did my sig get deleted?


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    Re: Greetings 1337.com!

    Quote Originally Posted by Zippo View Post
    Do you smoke trees? Do you know how to internet? What is 2+2X3-1.
    Yes. Do I? DO I? Oh, and 42, you should know that silly.

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    Re: Greetings 1337.com!

    Quote Originally Posted by Zippo View Post
    Do you smoke trees? Do you know how to internet? What is 2+2X3-1.
    Quote Originally Posted by Zippo View Post
    I've been busy making sweet sweet love to my new lady <_< I'll post! I'm not going anywhere ; ;
    stop the double posting in 2012.

    Yes. Do I? DO I? Oh, and 42, you should know that silly.


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    Re: Greetings 1337.com!

    Avarik is really good at FUCKING HIS OWN FACE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER Welcome to the board Rilee FUCK OFF AVARIK

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    Re: Greetings 1337.com!

    Welcome!

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    Maybe. You have to be pretty fucking disgusting for me to be like.. gross. I find something good in all peoples. Even black people :O Damn I'm such a nice person.

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    Re: Greetings 1337.com!

    I was born in Portsmouth VA. I now live in SC. Wanna fandango?


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.


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    Re: Greetings 1337.com!

    I just don't think I can like doors that swing both ways.

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    Re: Greetings 1337.com!

    Wow, you look great!!

    I'm very partial to the Navy, my boyfriend's about to become an officer in May, so I'm happy to see that that's the branch you're in. That must be so tough to hide your true identity, though. Especially being in Norfolk...I've heard the higher ups can be pretty strict and conventional there. I'm so jealous about the traveling, I would love to have a job like that where I can travel a lot. I contemplated joining the Navy after college but I really don't think I'm cut out for it. It's still my backup plan, though. So what do you do??

    Oh and welcome. Glad to have you here!

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    Re: Greetings 1337.com!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jack90 View Post
    Oh how I wish for another new member to join us in our tight community, but I fear, like many of the new members as of late, that posting mine wane significantly after a week or two.
    Ok, so true to his prediction I did wane in posting. Sorry for dropping away from 1337, but I've been spending a LOT of time dealing with personal shit as of late. But I am back. Thought this would be a good place to post, sorta re-introduce myself.

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    You have been replaced by souper.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.


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    Re: Greetings 1337.com!

    who are you REALLY?





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    dat ass

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    Re: Greetings 1337.com!

    Quote Originally Posted by TripsEX View Post
    Avarik is really good at FUCKING HIS OWN FACE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER Welcome to the board Rilee FUCK OFF AVARIK
    TripsEx - You're a poet !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Badger's Sister View Post
    who are you REALLY?
    I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rilee Deadeye View Post
    I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.
    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiquidoGimps View Post
    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
    You're right, disregard my previous statement. I suck cocks.

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    Re: Greetings 1337.com!

    Looks like Avarik has a new friend.
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