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  1. January 8th, 2012 #41
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    lord of the g string

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    "When I’m making beats, I’m not thinking about the listeners in the first place cause that’s not my motivation for making music. We’re making music cause it’s the best way to express ourselves but of course we’re happy to see that people feel our work." - DJ Waxwork
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    This one would be funny of me to post. But it's so untrue.

    So here ya go.



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    oldmenposter4.jpg

    Once you pop, you just can't stop.
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    Suit on cell: You wanna know why we're not friends anymore? Remember the last time you came to my house? I came out of the bathroom and there you were, stretched out on my sofa, naked, playing with your dick. What the fuck was that all about?Avarik ♥ Brockway
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    Re: Describe your sex life...

    teeth-movie.jpg

    Film gives me the fear.

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    It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!
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    Jaay's Scottish, there's no such thing as an "alcohol abuse problem."
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    Re: Describe your sex life...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jaaykidd View Post
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    Film gives me the fear.
    That movie was pretty creepy but also actually kinda awesome.
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    Re: Describe your sex life...

    knocked_up.jpg

    I think this suits me pretty damn well.
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    Re: Describe your sex life...

    More like...

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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.

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    Re: Describe your sex life...

    Yeah, that too.

    And lol I just noticed Orphan posted Up! as well.
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