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    Describe your sex life...

    With a movie title. We played this in work and had lots fired back and forth. It was really funny.

    My favorites were Deep impact, Childs Play, Broke Back Mountain and The Human Centipede.

    So what would yours be?

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    It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!
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    Jaay's Scottish, there's no such thing as an "alcohol abuse problem."

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    NO H8

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    Maybe. You have to be pretty fucking disgusting for me to be like.. gross. I find something good in all peoples. Even black people :O Damn I'm such a nice person.

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    I love the smell of female on my fingers in the morning.



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    I cry and say I love you on the first date.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waig View Post
    I cry and say I love you on the first date.

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    john tucker must die. they all want me but they can't have me....so they want to kill me. it's horribly complicated. (i couldn't think of a movie title for haven't gotten laid in 4 months...)

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    Yeah that one actually works pretty well.

    ;_;

    Mean Girls is a pretty good one for me.

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    Basically.

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    Last edited by ninjachris; January 5th, 2012 at 01:50 PM.

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    Re: Describe your sex life...

    Quote Originally Posted by ryudo View Post
    (i couldn't think of a movie title for haven't gotten laid in 4 months...)

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    "You don't seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you... you're locked in here with me."
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    Shoah... For sure, Shoah


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    hah i figured out the title

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