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‘In the end, we have the Gatling gun, and they have not’
It's still more reliable of a news source than Fox.
The Onion is a great source of news.
http://am4wuhz3zifexz5u.onion/

"In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist. We should take nothing for granted.".... Eisenhower farewell speech, 1961
You people talk of what is "real" and "fake" as if you actually even know. What should really scare you is that the reality is you have no idea. Facebook, while probably not run by the CIA, is still a waste of time; nothing but a bunch of emo kids whining about how bad their lives are. "boo hoo I live in the suburbs with my affluent parents and nobody understands me." Save it for your diary.
i'm bringing myspace back
Oi, I knew Myspace was a cancerous growth when I first saw their booth at Warped Tour back in '05. Bunch of smelly scene kids surrounded it during their breaks between shitty bands with too much make-up and absolutely no talent. I heard a while back that Facebook and Myspace were going to merge thus creating "MyFace: a place for friends to come". I guess we all know how well that turned out.
Facespace.
Spacebook.
Awards:
I don't like you.
SPENCER ♥ MANNING
"Cowards die many times before their deaths, the Valiant never taste of death but once." -William Shakespere
Just saw the clip, awesome.
Awards:
Trollolol.
I love it when I watch one of these, not yet realizing it's from the onion, and thinking all sorts of "wtf" before figuring it out.