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    Re: Proof that Facebook is run by the CIA

    It's still more reliable of a news source than Fox.

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    Re: Proof that Facebook is run by the CIA

    The Onion is a great source of news.


    http://am4wuhz3zifexz5u.onion/

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    Re: Proof that Facebook is run by the CIA

    Quote Originally Posted by Waig View Post
    It's still more reliable of a news source than Fox.
    I can't tell what's real or fake anymore. What scares me most is what's fake is nowhere near as bad as what's real.



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    Re: Proof that Facebook is run by the CIA

    You people talk of what is "real" and "fake" as if you actually even know. What should really scare you is that the reality is you have no idea. Facebook, while probably not run by the CIA, is still a waste of time; nothing but a bunch of emo kids whining about how bad their lives are. "boo hoo I live in the suburbs with my affluent parents and nobody understands me." Save it for your diary.

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    Re: Proof that Facebook is run by the CIA

    i'm bringing myspace back

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    Re: Proof that Facebook is run by the CIA

    Oi, I knew Myspace was a cancerous growth when I first saw their booth at Warped Tour back in '05. Bunch of smelly scene kids surrounded it during their breaks between shitty bands with too much make-up and absolutely no talent. I heard a while back that Facebook and Myspace were going to merge thus creating "MyFace: a place for friends to come". I guess we all know how well that turned out.

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    Re: Proof that Facebook is run by the CIA

    Facespace.

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    Re: Proof that Facebook is run by the CIA

    Spacebook.

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    Re: Proof that Facebook is run by the CIA

    I don't like you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
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    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
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    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
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    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
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    Re: Proof that Facebook is run by the CIA

    Quote Originally Posted by Hobophobic View Post
    You people talk of what is "real" and "fake" as if you actually even know. What should really scare you is that the reality is you have no idea. Facebook, while probably not run by the CIA, is still a waste of time; nothing but a bunch of emo kids whining about how bad their lives are. "boo hoo I live in the suburbs with my affluent parents and nobody understands me." Save it for your diary.
    You don't have a brain, do you?

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    Re: Proof that Facebook is run by the CIA

    Quote Originally Posted by jefftheworld View Post
    The Onion is a great source of news.


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    Re: Proof that Facebook is run by the CIA

    Quote Originally Posted by Hobophobic View Post
    You people talk of what is "real" and "fake" as if you actually even know. What should really scare you is that the reality is you have no idea. Facebook, while probably not run by the CIA, is still a waste of time; nothing but a bunch of emo kids whining about how bad their lives are. "boo hoo I live in the suburbs with my affluent parents and nobody understands me." Save it for your diary.
    Why did you sign up here? To enlighten us ldc members and tell us about how networking is a waste of time? Because you thought this place has some super serious discussions that would benefit the world majorly? Or just to pass time?

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    Re: Proof that Facebook is run by the CIA

    Just saw the clip, awesome.

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    Re: Proof that Facebook is run by the CIA

    Quote Originally Posted by MaudKip View Post
    I don't like you.
    The feeling is mutual.

    Quote Originally Posted by Arnav View Post
    Why did you sign up here? To enlighten us ldc members and tell us about how networking is a waste of time? Because you thought this place has some super serious discussions that would benefit the world majorly? Or just to pass time?
    Just for the fuck of it.
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    Re: Proof that Facebook is run by the CIA

    Trollolol.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.


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    Re: Proof that Facebook is run by the CIA

    I love it when I watch one of these, not yet realizing it's from the onion, and thinking all sorts of "wtf" before figuring it out.

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