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  1. December 19th, 2011 #1
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    According to BBC News the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Il, has died.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16239693

    Is this good news or bad for North Korea?

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    Re: According to BBC News the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Il, has died.

    My mother told me that there has speculation that there has been a double.


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    Re: According to BBC News the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Il, has died.

    Seeing as the European economy is about to collapse and drag the rest of us down with it, whether or not old Kimmy has popped his clogs and who's going to replace him is probably not a priority.

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    Re: According to BBC News the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Il, has died.

    besides the fact that his son is a total nut case.
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    Re: According to BBC News the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Il, has died.

    All jokes aside, the regime is genuinely "unhinged".

    I can only see it getting worse. They've already conducted a missile test tonight just to show the world they've still got balls. Only a child-like country worried about appearances would carry on like this.

    And just to think - they've got nukes! Jesus Christ!

    It really is a challenge to the rest of the world.

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    Re: According to BBC News the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Il, has died.

    I'll just add that should they ever decide to do something stupid they'll be wiped off the face of the map within 24 hours.

    Probably nothing to worry about then. lol.

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    Re: According to BBC News the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Il, has died.

    When I first read "Kim" I was hoping it would finish off with "Kardashian". Disappointing...

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    Re: According to BBC News the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Il, has died.

    What Rune said.

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