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    I'm new

    I smoke trees, and drink heavily. I often don't make sense, blessings of alcohol I s'pose. I'm oh so uber 31337 I drip win like a gigolo drips infection.

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    Re: I'm new

    Welcome. We don't get much new blood around these parts, and if we do they don't last, so it's nice to see a fresh face.

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    Re: I'm new

    I'm not necessarily new. There was a bit of some ugly business with a crazy feminist.
    However I see she left last week.

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    Re: I'm new

    As with new users that got my attention to even bother...

    Welcome to LDC. Prove yourself to your potential brethren (and sisters), don't get yourself banned, and most importantly, post. So many new members come into this board. So many never stick to it. If you keep posting, I'll start to notice you, but if you stop posting all at once, I will forget about you. If I consistently see you when I visit this board, and in topics I care about, I will remember who you are, and most likely either begin to trust you and want you as a full member. If not, forget about it.

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    Now that the typical spiel is over...

    I smoke trees, and drink heavily.
    I'm starting to like you, and I sense that you might read reddit as well.

    I often don't make sense, blessings of alcohol I s'pose.
    Half of the members here don't make sense.

    I'm oh so uber 31337 I drip win like a gigolo drips infection.
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    Welcome to LDC. Prove yourself to your potential brethren (and sisters), don't get yourself banned, and most importantly, post. So many new members come into this board. So many never stick to it. If you keep posting, I'll start to notice you, but if you stop posting all at once, I will forget about you. If I consistently see you when I visit this board, and in topics I care about, I will remember who you are, and most likely either begin to trust you and want you as a full member. If not, forget about it.

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    Re: I'm new

    Do you have anything legitimate going for you in life?

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    Re: I'm new

    Hey Nick.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.


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    Re: I'm new

    Maud I thought we fired you from recruiting new members.

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    Re: I'm new

    Welcome to the boards dude. Read the stickies. Judging by your intro post you totally didn't.

    Smoking trees and drinking heavily eh? Must enjoy a good party then? Any music you thoroughly enjoy?
    And when you're not out getting plastered, how do you like to spend your free time? Training wenches to pour your brew no doubt?

    btw i'm all questions and no answers. I post and poof alot. But I'm always around (just not always aware of what's around me though)

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    Re: I'm new

    Quote Originally Posted by Waig View Post
    Maud I thought we fired you from recruiting new members.
    I didn't recruit him. I think it's Nick Ainsworth.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.


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    Re: I'm new

    Ainsworth.

    I should've known.

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    Re: I'm new

    Quote Originally Posted by Napalm View Post
    Do you have anything legitimate going for you in life?
    Not a single thing, I'm in the limbo of seeing if any universities want to accept me. Not fun. Very stressful.

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    I remember maud, waig, Ryudo from when I posted before. Like I said, there was a very ugly matter involving a lesbian.

    Any music you thoroughly enjoy?
    eh, it's kinda lame but I'm really into powermetal. The cheesier the better.

    ...Not out getting plastered... In your free time...
    I play a lot of Everquest and Final Fantasy 11. A little programming and I dabble in web development. I guess waiting to see if I can get into a school with a decent pre-med/psych program counts as what I do in my free time.


    Oh and no, I don't read reddit. I don't want to badmouth it though so it's just personal preferences.

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    Re: I'm new

    I use one of your lighters.

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    Re: I'm new

    Oh, you know people here. Ok. You're in. I like you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by baklava
    FUCK THAT MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU DARE BRING HIM UP
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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Ainsworth.

    I should've known.
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    Re: I'm new

    o hi ainsworth.
    we're still friends on facebook.
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    Maybe. You have to be pretty fucking disgusting for me to be like.. gross. I find something good in all peoples. Even black people :O Damn I'm such a nice person.

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    Oh hai der. ;]
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    You came, just to wish me a hello. HOW SWEET!!!


    I guess abortion jokes are too inclusive of the capitalist western notion of the monopolization of sorrow and livestock consumerism?
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    Add my PSN if you get the cahnce.

    how dun dang doodlely do I delete this dango'l double post


    I guess abortion jokes are too inclusive of the capitalist western notion of the monopolization of sorrow and livestock consumerism?
    srsly why did my sig get deleted?


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    Rofl. inbox me your PSN. I've been raging on Fallout 3 to get my last two trophies so I've been on a lot.
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