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    Re: Heinous body odor

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    Broken hearts are for assholes, I thought we established this when Cobweb smashed napalms heart over a crude looking rock. This is no thread to speak of such things.

    Problem seems to have ebbed for now, though no thanks to you guys. I'm not going to slather my armpits in aluminum and give myself alzheimers for the sake of vanity. I think Orphan is most sensible with his recommendation of good, frequent hygiene and regular exercise.
    Alzheimers is a small price for smelling good. Probably better than some of the shit we do anyways.
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    Re: Heinous body odor

    Get off yer high horse. And I mean that in a very caring way. <33

    If we stopped using all the things that cause damage to our bodies, it would probably be like living in the middle ages. Technology, automobiles, most medicines, fabrics, shoes, beauty products, hygiene products (like toothpaste) would be obsolete.

    My dairy-based frozen confection creates a focal point to which young males of the species are drawn. You are correct: it is far superior to yours. I could attempt to educate you on the finer points of this subject, but it would require monetary recompense on your part.

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    Re: Heinous body odor

    We have enough products that extend our lives that it's more than balanced in the favour of long life.

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    Re: Heinous body odor

    so theres no point in trying to reduce your intake of poison because there is so much of it? That seems like a foolish attitude towards anything.
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    Re: Heinous body odor

    That isn't what I was saying. My point was that when something is determined to be bad for your health in some way, that doesn't mean it isn't also beneficial. I'm not saying I think it's stupid to use organic products, either. I use them when I can. I just thought the "slathering with aluminum and getting Alzheimers" was a bit dramatic.

    My dairy-based frozen confection creates a focal point to which young males of the species are drawn. You are correct: it is far superior to yours. I could attempt to educate you on the finer points of this subject, but it would require monetary recompense on your part.

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    Re: Heinous body odor

    Indeed.


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    Re: Heinous body odor

    hey doc, did you ever finish that essay and how did you do
    i know you're a soulless ginger and all, but you never told me how it went and i'm still kind of curious

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    Re: Heinous body odor

    A girl tried to get me to trim my armpit hair and... well.. being an easily bitch whipped pussy I did exactly that. I wouldn't recommend it. Shower and use a man's deodorant.

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    Re: Heinous body odor

    the essay was a bit of a slop show. I left it too late and ended up rushing through my material. It was really easy to write out 8 pages because its double spaced, but I'm not proud of the final product.

    Also, I think it was mostly my diet that was/is making me smell so awful. I've been taking in a lot more balanced foods and have been finding it much easier to clean myself. However, I still refuse to deny the world my manly musk by wearing antiperspirant.
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    Re: Heinous body odor

    So you still stink then.

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    Re: Heinous body odor

    ROFL.

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