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    old fart

    hello all, my name is bob.c and i am a 54 year old construction worker here in states. i have been fooling around with p.c systems since the vic.20 days and have a fair knowledge of older and modern systems. as a gamer mostly fps but i try to stay open as far as new products come and go... hope to be helpfull as far as the old school p.c goes.

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    Re: old fart

    Welcome to 1337.com! Have you played TES5:Skyrim yet?

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    Re: old fart

    hey bobcatt, do you like to browse the mfmm casual encounters on craigslist? cheers

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    Re: old fart

    Welcome rune.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
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    Re: old fart

    Do u smoke tha ganja?
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    Re: old fart

    are you a master at math? construction uses a lot of numbers. you must be a wiz by now i bet.

    explain how
    2+2=5

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    Re: old fart

    Welcome to LDC.

    My dairy-based frozen confection creates a focal point to which young males of the species are drawn. You are correct: it is far superior to yours. I could attempt to educate you on the finer points of this subject, but it would require monetary recompense on your part.

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    Re: old fart

    Welcome to our humble abode.

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    Re: old fart

    I think old age got him...

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    Re: old fart

    Welcome to LDC, bobcatt.

    Your name reminded me about a politician we have here in Australia named "Bob Katter"...



    http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/spe...-1225909633178

    "Bob Katter threatened to kill me"

    BOB Katter, the maverick Queenslander poised to become an election kingmaker, allegedly threatened to kill an MP in a bizarre confrontation at an airport.

    In an unexpected twist to the election deadlock, the independent MP made the threat against ex-Liberal MP Peter Lindsay during a tirade at Townsville Airport in May.

    Mr Lindsay immediately reported the threat to Australian Federal Police.

    The police then provided Mr Lindsay with a three-person escort after he and Mr Katter arrived together on a Qantas flight into Brisbane.

    Mr Katter yesterday laughed off the allegations.

    The claims were "absolute rubbish", he said.

    In a statement, Mr Lindsay alleged Mr Katter confronted him at the airport on the afternoon of May 30.

    A furious Mr Katter told Mr Lindsay that "you Liberals are slimy dogs and you are the lowest of the low".

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    Re: old fart

    construction doesn't require nearly as much math as you think, what kind of construction do you do mr bob.c
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    Construction requires meth!?
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    Re: old fart

    Well hello there, old fart. I love to see what you can bring us. Maybe show me a few pointers, ha.

    lololololllllll

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