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    Cool Ey, bo!

    Well now. Let's a stab at this, shall we?

    PissOnFord, yeah that's my username, because well, Fords are shit. I drive a Chevy truck. I'm not your typical ...well, we'll get into that later. I listen to just about anything. Okay, maybe not ANYTHING. I can be understanding but I'm not the most patient person in the world. Far from it, to say the least. I'm a pretty good artist (when I have the patience). Maybe I'll put some work up wunna deez daze (<-- had to do it. Don't ask). I don't do a whole lot on the internet, I get out of the house whenever I can. It's been a little rough lately because I'm out of a job. Thank you, workforce. Economy sucks and all that jazz. I secretly think I'm bi-polar to be perfectly honest. My moods go haywire at times. Other than that, you'll just have to feel me out. I'm not that great with telling about myself and all that. Let's see what you people have in store for me!



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    Re: Ey, bo!

    Welcome.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.


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    Welcome to 1337.com, read the stickies and post well and you'll be upgraded to Super Member in no-time!

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    Re: Ey, bo!

    I havent seen it asked in ages. "Do you smoke trees?"

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    Trees, no trees for me, please! Don't like what it puts me through, only the alcohols will do.

    /lame ass response.

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    Speaking of which I am debating walking up to the gas station to get a forty. I need a quarter.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.


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    Teleportation. And money making machines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PissOnFord View Post
    Teleportation. And money making machines.
    I wish.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.


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    A rhino is nothing but a fat unicorn.

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    A rhino is nothing but dinosaurs with wolves for hands.


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    Welcome, I expect lots of funny and amusing japes from you.

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    I hope not to disappoint old wise member.

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    Re: Ey, bo!

    asl?
    That's still hip right? "asl"?

    Welcome to LDC.

    My dairy-based frozen confection creates a focal point to which young males of the species are drawn. You are correct: it is far superior to yours. I could attempt to educate you on the finer points of this subject, but it would require monetary recompense on your part.

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    Hipper than a hippie, yo.

    lololololllllll

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    THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN

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    We'll see you damn Yanks at Appomattox Courthouse 'round April.


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    Re: Ey, bo!

    Welcome to LDC. Prove yourself to your potential brethren (and sisters), don't get yourself banned, and most importantly, post. So many new members come into this board. So many never stick to it. If you keep posting, I'll start to notice you, but if you stop posting all at once, I will forget about you. If I consistently see you when I visit this board, and in topics I care about, I will remember who you are, and most likely either begin to trust you and want you as a full member. If not, forget about it.

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    Well now. Let's a stab at this, shall we?

    PissOnFord, yeah that's my username, because well, Fords are shit. I drive a Chevy truck.
    Southerner. I can tell. Is there a whip on your Silverado? And it's probably a 4x4, and a slight chance it has aftermarket wheels and/or suspension.

    I'm not your typical ...well, we'll get into that later. I listen to just about anything. Okay, maybe not ANYTHING. I can be understanding but I'm not the most patient person in the world. Far from it, to say the least.
    Definitely Southerner.

    I'm a pretty good artist (when I have the patience). Maybe I'll put some work up wunna deez daze (<-- had to do it. Don't ask). I don't do a whole lot on the internet, I get out of the house whenever I can. It's been a little rough lately because I'm out of a job.
    Even more confirmation. This definitely might make your truck a bit bigger and possibly even covered in mud. You probably know how to weld, too. Maybe not - if you did, there'd be jobs for that.

    Thank you, workforce. Economy sucks and all that jazz. I secretly think I'm bi-polar to be perfectly honest. My moods go haywire at times. Other than that, you'll just have to feel me out. I'm not that great with telling about myself and all that. Let's see what you people have in store for me!
    Yeah. The south is hit hard with this economy.

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    Trees, no trees for me, please! Don't like what it puts me through, only the alcohols will do.

    /lame ass response.
    You like whisky or bourbon. Possibly with Coke.

    If you stick around, I might like you.
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    Wow, you have PissOnFord pretty well pegged. D:


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.


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    Re: Ey, bo!

    welcome to the forums. read the stickies ect
    we have an irc that we are trying to repopulate, might wanna check it out

    don't be a retard and you'll fit right in

    and again welcome

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    Re: Ey, bo!

    Jack90, I like you already.

    lololololllllll

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