Hi I'm new. I have a fireplace that looks like a duck ice-hockey player and my light bulb is very big but the lamp shade is very small so together it looks a bit weird. I can take pictures if you like.
Hi I'm new
Hi I'm new. I have a fireplace that looks like a duck ice-hockey player and my light bulb is very big but the lamp shade is very small so together it looks a bit weird. I can take pictures if you like.
random fact lawl
Yeah I want pics.
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That sounds thrilling.
Pictures coming!
If I can figure out how to use my phone.
Oh god if I don't get it working then you guys are going to think I made the whole thing up
This picture doesn't really show how unmatched the lamp shade and the light bulb are, but it's the best I can do right now.
If you're ever in the area, feel free to come round and see it in person. I can meet you at the airport if you're flying over, but you'll have to pay for your own bus ticket.
I posted it but I got a message saying a moderator has to approve it. This probably looks like some kind of scam but I promise you it's coming.
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Fucking use the edit button, bub.
Make it your avatar or else you're Nigerian.
Fuck you. I would rather die than be Nigerian.
This really isn't working out. I'll take another picture using something to show scale. The lamp looks a lot wider in the picture than it really is.
I was more expecting this but whatever, I'd still like a proper photo. Also, racist motherfucker.
What is a good object to use for scale? I don't have a ruler.
+rep.
What?
Oh goddammit I just realised my lampshade has flowers on it.
Obviously, use someone's dick.
I am more than happy to take a picture of a dick and my light if it wont get me banned.
Not really sure how I'll get a dick on the ceiling though.
you can always censor it
Take a picture of a dick for scale and then blur out the dick? Seems like an excellent idea.
Cover it with black in Paint. It can still be used as a measurement tool.
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