Blackout Drunk

[iLazz 2.0]

I have a magic ball and I can see everyone in it.

I thought so.

[Napalm]

I have a magic ball and I can see everyone in it.

it turns me on when you watch me tinkle

[MaudKip]

What?

[shakikii]

it turns me on when you watch me tinkle

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[The Badger's Sister]

Sorry I couldn't help sooner.

[runestone]

Sorry I couldn't help sooner.

No problem, we'll see you again when you log back in next week.

[unknown]

I remember LDC ignorance my break. It were quiet times.

[unknown]

Hey dont mind me, just passing thru with my bottle of rum.

[The Badger's Sister]

No problem, we'll see you again when you log back in next week.

:3 hehe

[Phlintlock]

i black out to some degree almost every time i get drunk, ive woken up with my bed wet and smelly, i assume piss, at a house party at my ex's i woke up at 4 am and pissed in her closet, i recently did the same and pissed in my doorway, ive pissed on a lot of shit

[unknown]

I've technically had alcohol poisoning and still had control of my bowels. I think it might be a specific person thing. In fact I'm pretty tipsy right now, had about 10 or so rum drinks but I still have control of myself, planning on making it to 20 or 30 before I pass out masturbating my flaccid penis because of the lack of muscle control. I like increasing my tolerance to things until I've ultimately reached my budget for buying them, making it so I pretty much never do it again.

I like to code and post shit online when I'm drunk, never really pissed myself. I piss a lot though. I've probably seen more bar bathrooms than I have bars. Smoke.

[ninjachris]

i could post unimaginable stories that u wouldent believe had i not had witnesses.. maybe someday

[runestone]

I think we'll take those stories as read. I'm trying not to get the site shut down, remember?

[The Badger's Sister]

I've never pissed myself. I've probably been pissed on, though.

[Kale]

I've only blacked out once, on my 21st bithday awesomely enough. I can get drunk to the point where I can't even stand up and have no clue where or even possibly who I am anymore, and yet retain most all of my memories of it the next day. even when I did black out the one time, I remember everything up to getting a lap dance from a drunk chick at the bar, having her and her friend drag me out into the parking lot of the bar and that's about where it stops.

Come to think of it, maybe I didn't black out, I think I was just knocked out and robbed.

[Dirty Window]

One time I drank 8 beers and a bottle of vodka and then vomited on the bus because the woman sitting behind me had a dumb voice.

[Avarik]

One time I drank 8 beers and a bottle of vodka and then vomited on the bus because the woman sitting behind me had a dumb voice.

I've wanted to -rep every one of your posts so far, keep up the great work.

ALSO ANYWAY THE ONLY TIME I BLACKED OUT I WOKE UP WITH BALLPOINT PEN INK ALL OVER MY HAIR
SUFFICE TO SAY I WAS STAINED BLUE

Was also like my first time drinking. I think I told this story long ago but n1gaf / TLDR

Also, Douglas, didn't you like come out of the closet already, why are you concerned about having cumbubble jizzfuck all over your clothing?

[The Badger's Sister]

I wish I blacked out last night so I don't have to live with memories of my actions O.O
Anyone feel me?

[ninjachris]

sometimes u gotta plow a 4 to appreciate an 8

[The Badger's Sister]

^sensei