Blackout Drunk

[the.doctor]

Couldnt really think of a better section to put this in, its not really a flame or emergency, just me being concerned. I'll try to make it constructive by asking for your stories of the same variety...

So I was out drinking last night, pretty heavily I would have to say. At some point my brain stopped remembering things, as I have no recollection of leaving the last bar we went to, much less safely getting home and crawling into bed.

I woke up this morning still drunk, wearing my clothes and incredibly smelly. There is multiple pieces of pizza crust in my bed with me, and some sort of translucent gelatinous substance that has hardened all over my pants and bed. It looks a bit like semen, but the volume of it is far too great. I dont think its vomit or anything ones body naturally produces based on a lack of chunks or color. So thats especially concerning.

Any ideas as to what the fuck is all over my pants and bed?

[Waig]

bukkake party

[Diablo]

Probably many people's semen, knowing your penchant for dicks.

Or melted white chocolate. My girlfriend recently made a white chocolate ganache for some cupcakes she was baking, and it looked exactly like semen.

[Zzoof]

Maybe cream of chicken soup?

[Napalm]

If I were to hanker a guess, I'd say a lot of semen.

[Technic Beet]

Glue?

Probably jizz, though.

[Orphan]

Could be like pizza garlic or something. Or maybe you also got some cinna rolls and the glaze just smoooooshed all over you.

I doubt it would be semen as it's ON your pants. and not in your bunghole.
But you never know bro

[Jaaykidd]

You sure you aren't part Scottish?

[Napalm]

Every time I black out, I wake up a pirate hunting white whales.

[Zzoof]

Do you remember heating up soup?

[ninjachris]

being somewhat of an expert in the subject matter, ill bite.

its possible you threw up liquor and or beer in your stomach without eating for quite a while and there would be no chunks... of course id also go with the general consensus of it being semen... flip a quarter.


alternatively, i have a demon that follows me that i have dubbed the name the ketchup monster. on several occasions i have woken up in the morning with ketchup all over my bed and walls, with no obvious explanation other than a monster made of ketchup strolled into my room and ransacked the place..

just my 2 cents.

[shakikii]

bukkake party

You know he's right.

[Waig]

being somewhat of an expert in the subject matter, ill bite.

i threw an empty wine bottle across a parking lot and flicked a cigarette butt into someone's mustang.

what should my next drunk adventure be like?

[ninjachris]

i threw an empty wine bottle across a parking lot and flicked a cigarette butt into someone's mustang.

what should my next drunk adventure be like?

First of all, youre off to a good start and i commend you.

Next lets see if you can find a douchebag driving a motorcycle and kick it over when he parks it. If your loaded step 2 drop a deuce on it.

[Arnav]

Cheese?

[MaudKip]

You probably just farted bro.

[the.doctor]

Apparently I was headbutting people all night, and the filth was dirt and water from climbing into bed with my shoes on after it had rained I think.

Wierd, I had the good sense to drink water before bed, but not to take my pants or shoes off.

[IceCubeOfDoom]

lol alcohol

[iLazz 2.0]

bukkake party

Afraid so.

You know he's right.

You know this how?

[shakikii]

You know this how?

I have a magic ball and I can see everyone in it.