There was a spider on my wall dressed in pure black. I got up to take care of it and it started wall running then I got close and it repelled down navy seal style into the cords by my tv and ninja vanished. Now I've been seeing webs pop up in random corners of my apartment but haven't been able to catch a glimpse of the spider.
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p.s. it is shark week
I have a fear of spiders but I still like them. They try and make sure they're the only bugs inhabiting your home.
The Australian Huntsman.
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‘In the end, we have the Gatling gun, and they have not’
...and over 9000% less harmful than what we have here.
Say hello to the brown recluse. They like the warmth of your bed dress and the cozy little cave they create inside of your body. Their favorite pastime is being unseen and underestimated. They like long walks on the beach and cuddling with guests who like to sleep on the floor.
Love these guys, Redbacks get all: "I'ma fuck you up" at them, and they're all like: "Ohh you thought you could poison me? Silly fool. *Chomp*"Originally Posted by runestone
The Australian Huntsman.
"You don't seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you... you're locked in here with me."
-Rorschach.
we have those little spiders that jump!
╦║║╔═ “We’re powerless to change anything anyways.”
║╠╣╠ So just lay back upon your death bed
║║║╚═ and gaze idiotically back up the chain of command
╔╗
║║╔╗╔═ ╦╔╗╓I guess it’s just common sense to preach
╚╝╚╝╚═ ║╚╝║ what ought to be but ensure it never is in the present tense
Steady on, doc - I won't sleep tonight!
Also, unknown, take your poofter arachnids back to the broom cupboard. Our spiders kill within minutes.
Say hello to the Sydney funnelweb:
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‘In the end, we have the Gatling gun, and they have not’
Scotland is pretty safe. The worst you´ll get is stung by a wasp or attacked bt a sheep as Zzoof could tell you.
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Banana spiders scream when you set them on fire.
In Wisconsin the spiders slowly kill you with lymes disease.
These fuckers run around 10 mph diving in and out of the shadow of our humvees. They also make this awful noise that I thought no spider could make EW GD I'M BUGGIN OUT JUST THINKIN ABOUT IT.
Those are deer ticks and it's lyme disease.
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Spiders can give it too though.
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In Wisconsin, spiders wear turtle neck sweater vests.
In Wisconsin, people should not breed.
Ticks are pretty much spiders.
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in china they have spiders that live in places!!!!
um, what? okay.
I call those spiders crab spiders because they look like they have pinchers andskinder sideways.
I don't know there realy name, but I do know there the biggest family of spiders.
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