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  1. September 10th, 2010 #21
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    me?
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    did you get a concussion? LET'S COMPARE STORIES.
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    it doesnt matter
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    Maud sed i can watch
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    can iz watch?
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    maud always drinks
    not even funny


    we all assume im just fucked up 24/7 half stupid metal promblems guy and ingore me.

    time to start this with maud
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    LOL MAUD GOT HURT.

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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    Maud is never drinking again. Ever.

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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    HAI GUIZE TIS MAWDE N EYEM SO DRVNKJ
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud is never drinking again. Ever.
    Quote Originally Posted by Firebird View Post
    HAI GUIZE TIS MAWDE N EYEM SO DRVNKJ
    Well that didn't last long. Hopefully no one dies.


    Quote Originally Posted by Napalm
    If Loli was a woman all my girl problems would be solved.
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    Quote Originally Posted by Loli View Post
    Well that didn't last long. Hopefully no one dies.
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    No.

    srsly


    Quote Originally Posted by Napalm
    If Loli was a woman all my girl problems would be solved.
    Quote Originally Posted by d5
    You know, it really scares me when I realize how good you'd be at seducing JB.

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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    He's in another city seeing his grandma because he's a sweet young man with good values.
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    loljk he's strangling thai hookers
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    pwned


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.

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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    Quote Originally Posted by MaudKip View Post
    pwned
    rly? i didntthink so
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    I was mad baked when maudkip and fireball called me :3

    Edit: whoops still must be mad baked i called you fireball firebird XD
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    Yeah you were like, "Y SI DESE FAWGS CULLUN ME?! DNT DEY NO I POKE SMOT RITE NOW?!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.

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