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  1. September 10th, 2010 #1
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    MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    And fell out of a hammock.
    He won't remember this when he wakes up.


    edit:
    he landed on his face and split his lip.
    roflrofl.
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  2. September 10th, 2010 #2
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    At least this time he didn't have a gun.


    Quote Originally Posted by Napalm
    If Loli was a woman all my girl problems would be solved.
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    You know, it really scares me when I realize how good you'd be at seducing JB.

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  3. September 10th, 2010 #3
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    Oh God, I can only imagine.
    I was just on the phone with him and he's like
    "WHOA CAN I CALL YOU BACK IN A SECOND?"
    -waits and he calls back-
    "I just fell out of the hammock..."
    Me: LOL.
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    Oh maud. Perhaps he should drink less


    Quote Originally Posted by Napalm
    If Loli was a woman all my girl problems would be solved.
    Quote Originally Posted by d5
    You know, it really scares me when I realize how good you'd be at seducing JB.

    C.
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    dis is lulz
    ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

    契約?
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    What an idiot.
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    Quote Originally Posted by Loli View Post
    At least this time he didn't have a gun.
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  8. September 10th, 2010 #8
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    I'm in so much pain.
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    Omegles words of wisdom(tm)


    Quote Originally Posted by Napalm
    If Loli was a woman all my girl problems would be solved.
    Quote Originally Posted by d5
    You know, it really scares me when I realize how good you'd be at seducing JB.

    C.
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    Quote Originally Posted by MaudKip View Post
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    You poor thing );
    Hopefully you'll feel better when you get here ;o
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    Quote Originally Posted by Firebird View Post
    You poor thing );
    Hopefully you'll feel better when you get here ;o
    Can I hold your hand naked and spit on you?
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    Quote Originally Posted by MaudKip View Post
    Can I hold your hand naked and spit on you?
    O yeah baby squeeze my bare hand harder.
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    Quote Originally Posted by Firebird View Post
    O yeah baby squeeze my bare hand harder.
    Put a glove on you hand slut!! Now lick my taint.
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    Quote Originally Posted by MaudKip View Post
    Put a glove on you hand slut!! Now lick my taint.
    you would make a bisexual joke
    letz hav a 3sum
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    Okay. >;3 Rune?
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    Quote Originally Posted by MaudKip View Post
    Okay. >;3 Rune?
    idc as long as der iz sxc tiem
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    Re: MAUD GOT DRUNK...

    Loli?
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