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    Smile Newbie Alert!!!

    If you could hack anything, what would you hack?


    I'd hack Youtube and put Rick Rolls everywhere

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    Re: Newbie Alert!!!

    Go back to japanamerica, weaboo faggot.
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    She is a friend of my mind. She gathered me, man. The pieces I am, she gathered them and gave them back to me in the right order. It's good, you know, when you got a woman who is a friend of your mind.
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    oh you fagity fucking fag fag fat ass fag in the ass fagy fucking sun of a bitch

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    I would hack the planet LOL


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    I'd hack Youtube and put niipah~ everywhere.

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    Re: Newbie Alert!!!

    Remember, hacking is more than just a crime. It's a survival trait.


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    Hack the planet! Hack the planet!

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    My pubes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by egw333 View Post
    oh you fagity fucking fag fag fat ass fag in the ass fagy fucking sun of a bitch
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    I suppose I would hack The Escapist and make me the supreme overlord of everything.
    That one guy who talked in third-person and stuttered with the letter D; now without the third-person and stuttering!

    Don't Steam me, bro!

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    I would hack a bank's system administration network and get butt fucking rich by siphoning all da money to a Swiss/Cayman bank account.

    Then I'd buy a shit ton of boats and a hot air balloon.


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    I hacked the Matrix once

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    i would hack your mothers vagina open with a machette before u were born

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    Re: Newbie Alert!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by IceCubeOfDoom View Post
    I would hack a bank's system administration network and get butt fucking rich by siphoning all da money to a Swiss/Cayman bank account.
    I would do this, but then I would do large cash handouts to friends, family, and LDC users. I would also set up facilities to help out with the homeless where they can learn how to do things on their own, instead of just giving them money when they don't know how to manage it anyway.
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    I would hack the banks and delete system32
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    She is a friend of my mind. She gathered me, man. The pieces I am, she gathered them and gave them back to me in the right order. It's good, you know, when you got a woman who is a friend of your mind.
    Quote Originally Posted by egw333 View Post
    oh you fagity fucking fag fag fat ass fag in the ass fagy fucking sun of a bitch

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    I WUOLD HAK UR BRAIN N GIVE A A NEW 1 NAPALM PWNED
    SPENCER ♥ MANNING

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    Re: Newbie Alert!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by ninjachris View Post
    i would hack your mothers vagina open with a machette before u were born
    I was gonna say him but thats better
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    FAWK you.
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    She is a friend of my mind. She gathered me, man. The pieces I am, she gathered them and gave them back to me in the right order. It's good, you know, when you got a woman who is a friend of your mind.
    Quote Originally Posted by egw333 View Post
    oh you fagity fucking fag fag fat ass fag in the ass fagy fucking sun of a bitch

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    I would hack into the mainframe to open the security door.


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    oh

    well im racist im glad im a superior race

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    Re: Newbie Alert!!!

    Hi!
    I've just visited this forum. Happy to get acquainted with you. Thanks.

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    +rep for not looking like a faggot on the first post. please continue, what are your hobbies, what kind of music do you like, and what games you play?

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    Re: Newbie Alert!!!

    I don't understand your idea of good posting, especially on an intro thread that is someone else's...what the fuck?


    Quote Originally Posted by Avarik View Post
    oh

    well im racist im glad im a superior race

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    Re: Newbie Alert!!!

    It's someone (a bot?) from Vietnam hoping to exploit the recent XSS flaw in VB custom profiles. We've been swamped with new members today all trying the same thing.

    I patched this flaw 24 hours ago before the general public even knew about it.

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