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    Hello. I've been told I'm a likable person.
    I'm on spring break, and thought this would help occupy my time.
    I beat Poke'mon Red Version 4 days ago, and started Crystal yesterday.
    But my cartridge is screwed, so I can't save my game...
    One of my best friends got the StarCraft 2 Beta key, and I'm really jealous.
    I'm currently watching my brother's Golden Doodle while he's in Pittsburgh.
    I'm going to be in the play "Once Upon a Mattress" this spring, and I'm quite nervous.

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    Re: Scully

    Once upon a mattress I was fucking bitches and hos.

    Welcome to the boards.

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    Re: Scully

    ONCE UPON A MATTRESS I JIZZED ON YOUR MUMS FACE!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.

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    Re: Scully

    so that was YOU?

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    hu r u dnt own site


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.

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    Re: Scully

    Welcome to the forums and watch for sharks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.

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    Re: Scully

    I was saddened when I opened this thread and you were not the X-Files star.
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    I get that a lot, actually. I do have a cousin named Daina, tho. (Not spelled the same, but close enough for government work.)

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    Re: Scully

    IT WAS SMITTY'S HAT. HE WAS NUMBER 1.

    Welcome to the boards. You seem like an interesting character and a decent poster. What kind of music are you into? And where in the south are you from?

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    Re: Scully

    Welcome to the boards bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmorpheousMass View Post
    IT WAS SMITTY'S HAT. HE WAS NUMBER 1.

    Welcome to the boards. You seem like an interesting character and a decent poster. What kind of music are you into? And where in the south are you from?

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    Smitty Werben...manjensen. I'm from Memphis TN and I like 90's Rock and some of the more recent acoustic stuff. Examples: Ben Folds, Elliot Smith, Better than Ezra... etc.

    I'm Scully. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

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    Safe, welcome to the boards.


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    I was going to say something profound and then it escaped me, so I'll substitute it with dicks and welcome aboard.
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    Re: Scully

    Hii , Welcome to LDC

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    I'm on spring break, and thought this would help occupy my time.
    Do you only plan on being here during your holiday?

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    Re: Scully

    "Leave ya leakin out ya skully"

    lolol welcome dude, why are youo playin with your bro's doodle?
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    SMITTY WERBEN JAEGERMANN JENSEN.

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    Re: Scully

    Quote Originally Posted by Jaaykidd View Post
    Hii , Welcome to LDC



    Do you only plan on being here during your holiday?
    Yes, I do.

    Quote Originally Posted by xteriormotive View Post
    "Leave ya leakin out ya skully"

    lolol welcome dude, why are youo playin with your bro's doodle?
    His doodle loves attention, and SOMEONE has to provide.

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    Re: Scully

    This place isnt really a holiday thing :/
    Its more of a 'SHIT FUCK HELP THEY TOOK OVER MY LIFE' kinda thing.

    Well, once you make friends.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BilliePirate View Post
    This place isnt really a holiday thing :/
    Its more of a 'SHIT FUCK HELP THEY TOOK OVER MY LIFE' kinda thing.

    Well, once you make friends.
    Just because I said I would be here for my holiday doesn't mean I won't be here afterwards, too.
    And how does make friends? O.o

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