Maud you're shit
Maud you're shit
Suit on cell: You wanna know why we're not friends anymore? Remember the last time you came to my house? I came out of the bathroom and there you were, stretched out on my sofa, naked, playing with your dick. What the fuck was that all about?Avarik ♥ Brockway
SPENCER ♥ MANNING
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Stranger: Just a small town girl...
You: living in a lonely wooorld
Stranger: She took the midnight train going annyyyyywhere
You: and said "i'm moving in with my aunt and my uncle in bel air"
Stranger: I love you
Stranger: That was beautiful
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AM requested a duplicate.
No I didn't, I was telling you that there is already a thread for this.
Jesus Christ, bro, i troll u.
After having already lurked this thread before you so conveniently posted it to me again, I decided to take a risk and BE FRESH.
Awards:
yes, because i look like a fatass that cries.
ohwait, im not waig
Awards:
niipah~
Awards:
I was all ready to -rep you for being dumb.Originally Posted by Godknown
Instead I lol'd heartily. Good show.
Spoiler: show
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: What do you name
You: i name it
Stranger: What is
You: is it
Stranger: Do not hedge, and quick to tell me
You: i hedge with chainsaw
You: cut clover shape
You: beautiful landscaping
Stranger: I am asking for your name
You: i don't have that yet
Stranger: You did not name?
You: didn't for a while
Stranger: Can you tell me where are you people?
You: You people are on you tube
Stranger: shit Roll bar trash
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You: herrow prz.
Stranger: oh hello kitty
You: are you a stripper?
Stranger: not yet
Stranger: but im school for it
You: oh cool, want some roofies?
Stranger: love em
You: sweet
You: here have some
You: im sorry
You: if i am moving too fast
Stranger: no i love rape
You: this relationship is so special to me
You: i love raping children
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i shouldnt get on omegle when im high, i make no sense
Honestly chat roulette is a way better place to be. Its alot funnier when you get to watch people's reactions to the crazy shit you say.
Awards:
Omegle has webcam also.
You: Hey.
Stranger: i'm wet
You: Wetter than a swimming pool?
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damn
Awards:
Stranger: hi
You: Hi, I am Tsim Fukis.
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Stranger: horny f?
You: fu
Stranger: horny f?
You: fu
Stranger: wutz dat?
Stranger: mean?
You: fuck
You: u
Stranger: ok
You: gfd
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You: nigah
Stranger: Hi
You: nig nag
You: patty wag
You: give the dog some head
Stranger: ...you are odd
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You: clut
You: slag
Stranger: cunt
You: wanker
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You: fuck her
You: she was such a cunt to you bro
Stranger: hello?
You: Hi
You: Like I was saying though
You: forget her man
Stranger: what?
You: That chick man
You: The one that cheated
Stranger: no idea what ur talking about
You: cooooome on!
You: remember at the bar?
You: Those two spicy Latinas?
Stranger: no
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You: Wanna buy a cheeseburger?
Stranger: hamburger tiem
You: ILL SUCK YO DICK!
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You: Mr. Anderson
Stranger: Smith.
You: WE MEET AGAIN mR. aNDERSON
You: Make your move
Stranger: (Throws punch)
You: *rolls the dice*
You: Casts +12 dodge
Stranger: Well, as much as I love the Matrix, my rpg skills are somewhat lacking, so I must bid you ado
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You: No one likes me
Stranger: I like u
You:
Stranger: Haha who r u?
You: Steve Jobs
You: Who are you?
Stranger: Nice, Im a swedish female
You: I'm gay
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Last edited by MaudKip; September 11th, 2010 at 08:18 AM.
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: f / m?
You: tranny
Stranger: huh?
You: think in the lady gaga line
Stranger: ohh, u have penis and vagina?
You: u smart boy u
Stranger: hey i have a question
You: yes?
Stranger: can you pound you own penis in to ur vagina?
You: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
You: ofc i can
Stranger: thats awesome
Stranger: you can have a sex by youself
You: yes its most excellent
Stranger: i have 1 more question
You: sure.fire away
Stranger: if you jizzed in your own pussy, will it ganna make you pregnant?
You: ZOMG
You: maybe
You: do u know a good abortion clinic
You: ?
Stranger: nope
You: ah fuck u
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i have 1 more question
You: sure.temme
Stranger: how will you pee?
Stranger: standing or sitting
You: through my nose
You: only when standing up
Stranger: ow thats awfull
You: yeh
You: thats the price u pay for the pleasure of fucking yourself
Stranger: hey i have 1 more question
You: sureee
Stranger: who do you prefer to mary , male or female?
You: any as long as they arent called stranger
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You: hi, i'm a non-horny male (at least for right now) looking for a good chat
Stranger: i'm sad and ronnery please talk to me
You: what's wrong?
Stranger: well..im a ginger
You: oh, you have gingervitis
You: i'm sorry to hear that
Stranger: i know. im going to kill myself
Stranger: my bf dumped me
Stranger: because his dumb broke ass didnt want to front me the money for the hair dye
Stranger: he called me the angry crotch potato
You: wow
Stranger: what should i do???
Stranger: all we have in our house is some bright pink hair dye
You: hmmm
You: maybe you should find something in your house to play
You: like..
You: the game
Stranger: i lost the game
Stranger: ill go bac to dating girls
You: sounds good
Stranger: the sex is better XD
You: indeed
Stranger: Oh my god
Stranger: that gay 16 year old (girl?) just came on the Radio
Stranger: gtfo
Stranger: little bitch ass
Stranger: what's the name
You: hmm
You: justin bieber?
Stranger: my voice isnt even that high.
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You: hey there
Stranger: hi asl
You: do you have a dick or a vagina?
Stranger: dik
You: no you don't
Stranger: wat?
Stranger: u have?
You: i have what you don't
You: and that's a penis
Stranger: fuck off
You: =D
You: i can fuck off and you can't
You: because you don't have a penis
Stranger: go away
You: nougoaway
You: go away and don't fuck yourself
You: because you can't
You: remember?
You: you don't have a dick
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Stranger: 18 female, looking for a girl into weight gain to cyber with
You: i put on my helmet and pick up my Mosin-Nagant rifle.
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Stranger: m
Stranger: 22
You: f 24
Stranger: from
Stranger: ??
You: antarctica
Stranger: reallly
You: im currently living there, actually
Stranger:
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: ı m from turkey
Stranger: u know
Stranger: ??
You: mmmmmmm tuuuurrkkeeeeeey
You: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM TUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY
You: with pillowy mounds of mashed... potatoes
Stranger:
Stranger: do u have msn
Stranger: or yahoo
You: TURKEEEEYYY
You: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Stranger: yes
Stranger: turkeyy
You: TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY YYYYYYYY!!
You: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
You: my msn is UnclePhil@b-air.com
Stranger: uncle phill
Stranger: ???
You: yeah
You: this is me:
You: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/AhUgsPn3hyI/0.jpg
You: TURRRKEEEYYY!!!
Stranger: charlieeeee
You: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
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Stranger: 15 male gay
You: 15 male more gay
You: i win
Stranger: lol, sure, u could prove ur more gay
You: i get down on my knees and suck my own cock
Stranger: nice, now if i could see that i'd believe u
You: you wanna see me sucking my own cock, bitch?
Stranger: yes, very
You: ok
You: hold on
Stranger: ok
You: because im never coming back
You have disconnected.
Last edited by Godknown; September 11th, 2010 at 03:10 PM.
Props for cod2
Suit on cell: You wanna know why we're not friends anymore? Remember the last time you came to my house? I came out of the bathroom and there you were, stretched out on my sofa, naked, playing with your dick. What the fuck was that all about?Avarik ♥ Brockway
this one was my fave so far
omfg.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: hi, i'm a non-horny male (at least for right now) looking for a good chat
Stranger: i'm sad and ronnery please talk to me
You: what's wrong?
Stranger: well..im a ginger
You: oh, you have gingervitis
You: i'm sorry to hear that
Stranger: i know. im going to kill myself
Stranger: my bf dumped me
Stranger: because his dumb broke ass didnt want to front me the money for the hair dye
Stranger: he called me the angry crotch potato
You: wow
Stranger: what should i do???
Stranger: all we have in our house is some bright pink hair dye
You: hmmm
You: maybe you should find something in your house to play
You: like..
You: the game
Stranger: i lost the game
Stranger: ill go bac to dating girls
You: sounds good
Stranger: the sex is better XD
You: indeed
Stranger: Oh my god
Stranger: that gay 16 year old (girl?) just came on the Radio
Stranger: gtfo
Stranger: little bitch ass
Stranger: what's the name
You: hmm
You: justin bieber?
Stranger: my voice isnt even that high.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: hey there
Stranger: hi asl
You: do you have a dick or a vagina?
Stranger: dik
You: no you don't
Stranger: wat?
Stranger: u have?
You: i have what you don't
You: and that's a penis
Stranger: fuck off
You: =D
You: i can fuck off and you can't
You: because you don't have a penis
Stranger: go away
You: nougoaway
You: go away and don't fuck yourself
You: because you can't
You: remember?
You: you don't have a dick
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: m
Stranger: 22
You: f 24
Stranger: from
Stranger: ??
You: antarctica
Stranger: reallly
You: im currently living there, actually
Stranger:
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: ı m from turkey
Stranger: u know
Stranger: ??
You: mmmmmmm tuuuurrkkeeeeeey
You: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM TUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY
You: with pillowy mounds of mashed... potatoes
Stranger:
Stranger: do u have msn
Stranger: or yahoo
You: TURKEEEEYYY
You: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Stranger: yes
Stranger: turkeyy
You: TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY YYYYYYYY!!
You: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
You: my msn is UnclePhil@b-air.com
Stranger: uncle phill
Stranger: ???
You: yeah
You: this is me:
You: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/AhUgsPn3hyI/0.jpg
You: TURRRKEEEYYY!!!
Stranger: charlieeeee
You: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
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Stranger: 15 male gay
You: 15 male more gay
You: i win
Stranger: lol, sure, u could prove ur more gay
You: i get down on my knees and suck my own cock
Stranger: nice, now if i could see that i'd believe u
You: you wanna see me sucking my own cock, bitch?
Stranger: yes, very
You: ok
You: hold on
Stranger: ok
You: because im never coming back
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i can't even fathom this.
especially the turkey one.
LOL.
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you live in now ?
You: im known as SCP-1421
Stranger: 음
You: i am housed in a containment cell
Stranger: 한국인이시군
You: please let me out of my cell
You: please let me out of my cell
You: please let em out of my cell
You: please let me out of my cell
You: please let me out of my cell
Stranger: what?
You: please let me out of my cell
You: please let me out of my cell
You: please let me out of my cell
You: please let me out of my cell
You: please let me out of my cell
You: please let me out of my cell
You: please let me out of my cell
You: please let me out of my cell
You: please let me out of my cell
Stranger: i'm korean as SOU 1125
You: please let me out of my cell
You: please let me out of my cell
You: please let me out of my cell
Stranger: by
You: please let me out of my cell
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Stranger: hi
You: it's party time
You: let's dance
You: dance some more
You: now to the left
You: now to your right
You: this is your left
You: you're gonna die
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Stranger: male 21 with skype
You: [Your IP has been stored]
You: hello
You: ?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so what
You: what's up?
You: [IP disbanded]
Stranger: phone sex
You: that's cool
Stranger: your skype id
You: [Receiving file 00.dll]
You: it's duke n.
You: do you understand what that stuff in the brackets is?
You: [Received]
You: [IP reinstated]
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: what's your name
You: char5
You: what's yours?
Stranger: ??
You: char5
Stranger: what five??
You: you pronounce is:
You: it*
You: care-five
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sorry
You: know anything about computers?
Stranger: i am a computer stupid
You: then i apologize
You: don't disconnect
You: because you won't figure out how to get rid of it
Stranger: i know
You: but i put a folder full of files in your computer
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: so funny
You: press ctrl+alt+del
You: look and see if you see svchost running multiple times
Connection imploded.
Last edited by Godknown; September 11th, 2010 at 03:53 PM.
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