Omegle chats

[AmorpheousMass]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: best that i've had
You: THE GAME
Stranger: DAMN YOU

lololol

BilliePirate and AmorpheousMass: disturbing the peace since '68, bitches.

[BilliePirate]

DIS IS HOW WE DO IT

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: expelliarmus!
You: wait, did I just speak to you a minuite ago?
You: and you said crucio?
You: and i said the game?
Stranger: i don't believe say
Stranger: *so
You: oh. there are two of you running around here doing harry potter
Stranger: i just met belatrix lestrange.
Stranger: so...
You: cool
You: anyway
You: the game
Stranger: which game?
Stranger: have i lost it?
You: THE game
Stranger: drat!
You: yes
Stranger: you evil person




A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: THE GAME
Stranger: BITCH
You have disconnected.

[JayX]

FAILURE TO FOLLOW STAFF INSTRUCTIONS

[rendezvous]

Stranger: hey
You: hii
You: i know what you did last summer
Stranger: you do?
Stranger: Fuck off then

[Inactive Cargo]

It's an infraction orgy. I hope this isn't contributing to the problem (seriously, I can't view this whole thread on my datacard)...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hey
You: want to play wheel of fortune?
Stranger: how...?
You: THE G_ME
You: buy a vowel?
Stranger: a
You: YOU JUST LOST
You: the correct vowel was "niggers"
Stranger: i see

[=|+QWERT+|=]

You: ?
You: Do you?
Stranger: 塔里克、
You: What is this i dont even...
Stranger: which country
Stranger: u
You: Kenya
Stranger: o
You: SO DO YOU???
Stranger: China
You: I like pokemon too ^_^
Stranger: pokemon ``what's mean?
You: Godzilla?>
Stranger: it's hard for me
You: MAO ZEDONG
Stranger: o
Stranger: yes
You: Do you speak it?
Stranger: you mean ?i describe him?
You: NO
You: ABSOLUTELY NOT
You: IN NO WAY
You: IS THAT POSSIBLE
You: OMFG
You: DO YOU REALIZE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
You: IF THAT WERE TO EVER FALL INTO THE WRONG HANDS!??
Stranger: so!what do you mean ?
You: Shhh
You: I'm going to let you in on a secret
Stranger: say it
You: Do you want to know a secret?
You: Do you promise not to tell?
Stranger: no problem
You: Let me whisper in your ear
Stranger: WHAT??
You: Say the words you long to hear
You: I'm in love with you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[leadpumper]

Not Omegle, but still entertaining.

Tiberius

All of my antivirus programs just flipped the fuck out

and are suddenly fine
5:19pmCody

???
5:19pmTiberius

Firewall

OneCare

Server Anti-Virus
5:19pmCody

why are u telling me this?
5:19pmTiberius

all just went into 'critical' status

and are fine again

because

It's interesting to me

and I wanted to see what you thought about it
5:20pmCody

so why are you tellinng me

haha

is this tate?
5:20pmTiberius

THIS IS

THE CRYPT LORD OF ETERNITY
5:20pmCody

haha
5:20pmTiberius

HE WHO SITS IN HIS THRONE OF DARKNESS AND DESPAIR
5:20pmCody

is this tate?
5:20pmTiberius

I SHALL LASH TOGETHER

A MACHINE OF BONE AND BLOOD

TO BORE A HOLE FROM MY WORLD TO YOURS

IT WILL START WITH THE SOUND OF A CHILD SCREAMING

AND THEN A LEGION OF CROWS SHALL EMERGE FROM THE BLACK PITS
5:21pmCody

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
5:21pmTiberius

AFTERWARDS

MY HORRIBLE, GHASTLY FIGURE SHALL WITHDRAW FROM MY SLUMBER

I WILL RISE UP IN FRONT OF YOU

AND FROM ONE OF MY SIX MOUTHS
5:21pmCody

?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????
5:21pmTiberius

I SHALL SING THE SONG THAT ENDS THE EARTH

[Napalm]

FUCK YOU EARTHWALKER
HAIL ATLANTIS

[KingAaronz]

Omegle is full of 50+ year old men looking to cyber with little children who are actually in fact other 50+ year old men posting as little children. How lame.

[Diablo]

Thanks for necroing this to contribute nothing of worth. Can I -rep you again?

[KingAaronz]

Thanks for necroing this to contribute nothing of worth. Can I -rep you again?

Well, I apologize for posting.... but I do believe that's what forums are for. Posting. Do what you like. My opinion of you is rapidly deteriorating.

[MaudKip]

Thanks for necroing this to contribute nothing of worth. Can I -rep you again?

Even though what he said was obvious and stupid, he is at no fault for necroing this thread. This is a necro thread on purpose.

[MaudKip]

You: [By law ordinance 4529-1 Omegle must warn you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender.]
Stranger: hi
You: herro
You: u rike a cat
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: u said, "[By law ordinance 4529-1 Omegle must warn you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender.]"
You: And>?
Stranger: ur creepy
You: are you 12?
You: because if so
You: you need to get off the internet
You: and get back in the kitchen
Stranger: you do too, creepo
You: lolol
You: silly child
Stranger: douchebags like you arent allowed
You: loolol
Stranger: or shouldnt be
You: Yoiu must be an internet noob
Stranger: ur a perv
You: noob
You: I fuck animals
You: preferably kittens
Stranger: effin sick
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyyy
You: 56 f bombay
Stranger: 20 M UK
Stranger: how are you??
You: Old.
You: and you whipper snapper?
Stranger: I like older woman
Stranger:
Stranger: Wanna have some cam fun?
You: gtfo freak!!
You: I am just a little boy!!
Stranger: LMFAO

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: make me horny?
You: Okay
You: I stick my dick in your butt
You: and then beat you
You: is that good?
You: I learned it from my dad
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: make me horny?
You: Okay
You: I stick my dick in your butt
You: and then beat you
You: is that good?
You: I learned it from my dad
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[MaudKip]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hail there stranger of Omegle. I am the one called Mark Zuckerberg! I am known across the net as the creator of the online community Facebook! I am in search of my arch-nemesis Tom Anderson, poster boy of Myspace. My quest is to find Mr. Anderson on Omegle, and destroy him!
Stranger: whoopdifriggendoo
You: I will be deleting your account for that!
You: No one whoopdifriggendoo's Mark Zuckerberg!!
Stranger: im pretty sure i just did
You: Yes well..
You: I will remove your farmville crops
You: Mwuhahahahahaha!!!!
Stranger: farmvilles gay
You: D:
You: Blasphemer!!
You: Say good bye to your precious Mafia Warz!!
Stranger: nope thats gayer than you

You: If it isn't on my Facebook profile, then you have no proof of my orientation!!
You: Facebook knows all!!
Stranger: what the hell is wrong with you
You: What the hell is wrong with you?!
You: You must be Mr. Anderson!
Stranger: ya suck that
You: Battle me Mr. Anderson, or die here alone!!
Stranger: you die mofo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Diablo]

This thread should be renamed "Funny Omegle chats," and then you should never post in this thread again.

[MaudKip]

And you should change your name to lame, because you are.

[MaudKip]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hail there stranger of Omegle. I am the one called Mark Zuckerberg! I am known across the net as the creator of the online community Facebook! I am in search of my arch-nemesis Tom Anderson, poster boy of Myspace. My quest is to find Mr. Anderson on Omegle, and destroy him!
Stranger: asl
Stranger: o sorry i will help because i no him
You: Where is he rebel scum!!
Stranger: yes kinda heres how you destroy him
Stranger: make a myspace than you enter this code as your password and it will hack him:
You: Do tell.
Stranger: its:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jaaykidd]

You: Are you Dan Acroyd?
Stranger: yes
You: Oh shit!
You: Really!
Stranger: yea
You: OMGOMG
You: I've always wanted to tell you this!
You: You were always my least favourite ghost buster
Stranger: i understand
Stranger: i apreciate that young fellow
You: Good. How's Bill?
Stranger: He's dead
You: Awww, pity it wasn't you.
Stranger: i'd die instead of him, he was great
You: In the next ghost busters movie, do you die?
Stranger: yes boy, over and over again
You: Oh yay!
Stranger: gotta go to take a shit now
Stranger: bye
You: Enjoy.

[Black Jesus]

[MaudKip]

Haha, silly trolls.