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  1. July 24th, 2009 #21
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    Re: Omegle chats

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: what is your name ?
    Stranger: how are you from ?
    You: MASTER
    You: APPRENTICE
    You: HEARTBORN
    You: 7th SEEKER
    You: WARRIOR
    You: DISCIPLE
    You: IN ME THE WISHMASTER
    You: Master!
    Apprentice!
    Heartborne! 7th seeker
    Warrior!
    Disciple!
    In me the Wishmaster
    You: I FUCKEDJE YOUR DOGS
    You: HARDF
    You: HARD NFLESY
    Stranger: i dont speak english
    Stranger: i am brasilian and you ?
    You: I am,
    You: how you say,
    You: Russian Guyovich!
    Stranger: how are you?
    You: I am,
    You: 'good'
    Stranger: how many years?
    You: 4
    You: or 5
    You: I am unfamiliar with english numbrs
    Stranger: that language you speak better?
    You: yees
    Stranger: what ?
    You: eys
    Stranger: blue
    Stranger: of where you are?
    Stranger: please
    You: hmm
    You: blue of where i'm am...
    You: uhh
    You: cleveland
    Stranger: brazil
    Stranger: it speaks that language?
    You: maybe
    Stranger: i love you and you love me ?
    You: me love you long time
    You: now
    You: show me the money
    Stranger: repeat
    You: show me the money
    Stranger: how you want to see?
    Stranger: now ?
    You: car full of midget
    You have disconnected.
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  2. July 24th, 2009 #22
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    Re: Omegle chats

    Quote Originally Posted by leadpumper View Post
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: what is your name ?
    Stranger: how are you from ?
    You: MASTER
    You: APPRENTICE
    You: HEARTBORN
    You: 7th SEEKER
    You: WARRIOR
    You: DISCIPLE
    You: IN ME THE WISHMASTER
    You: Master!
    Apprentice!
    Heartborne! 7th seeker
    Warrior!
    Disciple!
    In me the Wishmaster
    You: I FUCKEDJE YOUR DOGS
    You: HARDF
    You: HARD NFLESY
    Stranger: i dont speak english
    Stranger: i am brasilian and you ?
    You: I am,
    You: how you say,
    You: Russian Guyovich!
    Stranger: how are you?
    You: I am,
    You: 'good'
    Stranger: how many years?
    You: 4
    You: or 5
    You: I am unfamiliar with english numbrs
    Stranger: that language you speak better?
    You: yees
    Stranger: what ?
    You: eys
    Stranger: blue
    Stranger: of where you are?
    Stranger: please
    You: hmm
    You: blue of where i'm am...
    You: uhh
    You: cleveland
    Stranger: brazil
    Stranger: it speaks that language?
    You: maybe
    Stranger: i love you and you love me ?
    You: me love you long time
    You: now
    You: show me the money
    Stranger: repeat
    You: show me the money
    Stranger: how you want to see?
    Stranger: now ?
    You: car full of midget
    You have disconnected.
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  3. July 26th, 2009 #23
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    Re: Omegle chats

    this stranger was rather strange:

    You: I KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID
    Stranger: 27 Female Australia...you?
    Stranger: hi
    You: 24 male germany
    You: D:
    You: i live in Berlin
    You: best capital city in germany
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    what is this, why the hate?

    You: Bon jour.
    Stranger: Hiya
    You: How are you?
    Stranger: Doing well and you?
    You: i am fine, thanks.
    You: I am from germany, where are you from?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    void(0);
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  4. July 26th, 2009 #24
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    Re: Omegle chats

    Stranger: Hey
    You: so I just fucked my pizza delivery guy
    Stranger: ...k? This is either gay or slutty. Which one?
    You: it's slay
    You: or glutty
    You: or I just wanted free pizza
    You: I do it all the time
    You: I fuck the toll booth people too
    Stranger: Um your a fag
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    You: all my convo partners hate me
    Stranger: convo?
    You: CONVERSATION
    You: they all disconnect
    You: will you disconnect, too?
    Stranger: oh, that's the reason
    Stranger: you're a prick
    You: you pricked me with your harsh words
    Stranger: fuck you
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Thanks Dickblo<3
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  5. August 11th, 2009 #25
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    Re: Omegle chats

    You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]
    You: Hi.
    Stranger: hi
    You: What's up?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  6. August 11th, 2009 #26
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    Re: Omegle chats

    BOARD RULES VIOLATION
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    You're trying to fix something thats way too broken
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  7. August 12th, 2009 #27
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    Re: Omegle chats

    BOARD RULES VIOLATION
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    Re: Omegle chats

    I lol'd so hard.


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  9. August 21st, 2009 #29
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    Re: Omegle chats

    Let us just hope that rune doesn't see it. :x
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    Re: Omegle chats

    You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]
    Stranger: hi mle or femael
    You: both
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Re: Omegle chats

    BOARD RULES VIOLATION
    Thanks Dickblo<3
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    Re: Omegle chats

    BOARD RULES VIOLATION
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    Re: Omegle chats

    Stranger: hi
    You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]
    You: hey
    Stranger: why

    Stranger: hey.
    You: hi
    Stranger: where are you from?
    You: canada
    Stranger: hi.
    Stranger: s korea.
    You: nice
    You: are you scared of north korea?
    Stranger: yes little.

    You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]
    Stranger: Are you a bastard child?
    You: olololol
    You: no
    Stranger: i want to do you in the pooper
    You: anon?
    Stranger: right now
    You: o hawt
    You: i put on my robe and wizard hat
    Stranger: obby
    Stranger: *puts it in the pooper*
    You: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
    You: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
    Stranger: oh boy
    You: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyond
    Stranger: I cast Lvl 9001 Orgasm
    You: I crush my scanner in my hand
    You: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
    You: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
    Stranger: oh no
    Stranger: tarhts targic
    You: kthx, i need to troll moar
    You: the game lol
    You have disconnected.
    YOU ARE NOW BREATHING MANUALLY
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    Re: Omegle chats

    BOARD RULES VIOLATION
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    Re: Omegle chats

    OH WTF


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: Hello, Im Jan from the IT department of OMEGLE. I'm just checking everythings running properly
    You: Hi Jan, Everything is completely shit, there is no free coffee, there is no magazines in the waiting room and whats is this about registered sex offendors? absolute bolloks, you should be ashamed of yourself....
    Stranger: ok, we will take this into consideration and hopefully it will be fixed by monday, SORRY for your problem. anything else ?
    Stranger: Out of 1-10 how to you rate the performance of OMEGLE
    You: one hundred and seven point six
    Stranger: That is not a valid entry sir/madam, between 1-10 please
    You: nine point nine nine nine seven
    Stranger: okay thankyou your entry will be submitted (this chat is being saved, for legal purposes)
    You: Goodbye Jan! xxx
    Stranger: Good bye sir/Madam x
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    Re: Omegle chats

    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: how ru
    You: Hey, I'm good.
    Stranger: i saw my aunt naked
    You: That must have been awkward.
    Stranger: bit
    Stranger: she had sixpack :S:S:
    You: Aunt more built than yourself?
    Stranger: yes
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    Re: Omegle chats

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    Re: Omegle chats

    LOL
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: CLOSE THE FUCKIN DOOR YOUR LETTING IN A DRAFT!!!
    Stranger: ngomong apa sih lo, gue kagak ngerti
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    Re: Omegle chats

    You: ohaii
    Stranger: hai ^^
    You: do you like to polygamy?
    Stranger: ehm...isnt thay when 1 guy has like tons of wives?
    You: ohhhhh yeahhh
    Stranger: or vice versa?
    You: also ohhh yeahhhh
    Stranger: >.>
    You: LOLOLOL
    Stranger: knock knock
    You: who der
    Stranger: disco
    You: disco who
    Stranger: DISCONNECT!
    You: RATS!


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    Re: Omegle chats

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: THE GAME
    Stranger: Oi
    Stranger: FFUUUUUUUUU!
    You: win.
    You have disconnected.


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    I wanna have sex with twins.
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