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    Re: CLIPBOARD GAME!!!!!!!!!111!11one

    u mad me cry
    made**

    9:34pm
    Stop over reacting.

    im forreal

    So am I.

    lol u lied to me and made me look like a JACKASS

    I told you the truth the first time, but you were too dumb to listen to me.

    U SAID U WAS NOT BI
    OR GAY UR JUS STR8

    LoOLol

    SO R U BI

    Bi-winning.

    WAT

    WOT

    ANYS U REALLY GO OUT WIF HIM

    Lol what?

    DO U really go out wif jesse dont lie to me

    Do you really go out with Jade, or is that just your cover?

    i really go wif jade
    u

    No, I don't go with Jade.
    What about your rich boyfriend?

    im talking bout jesse
    u go wif him
    hello?

    Hi there.

    u go wif him

    No, I don't have a wife.

    omg do u got with jesse

    Jesse has one gear, and that is GOOOOO!!

    and i broke up wif him cuz i like a guy really bad but idk if he like me

    You broke up with him because you thought you were dating Jesse lol.

    nooo i like another boy
    i never really like him like i like this boy more then him

    Then ask the boy, problem solved.

    im scared to

    That sucks.

    yea u know him and be honest do u think im ugly

    Who is he?
    And idk man, you are way too young for me.

    dam

    Lol

    u cant tell nobody if i tell u who it is

    Okay, I promise.

    not even jesse

    Okay!

    its u

    I saw that coming.

    yea but i wont tell nobody i swear i wont

    Idc who you tell. That is your prerogative. I am an adult. You are 15.

    can we plzzz trust me ill treat u like u never got treated be4

    Oh my fucking god
    ROFL!!!
    You are making this very hard to not tell Jesse
    hahahahaha

    plzzz dont3
    so do u want to

    No. I am seeing someone.

    man ugh this is not fair
    plzzzzzzzzzz

    No!

    dude im rich

    So?
    You live in Bon aire, there is no way you are rich anyways

    i only live in here cuz my mom was taking care of my grandma

    Still doesn't matter if you are rich.

    can i suck u

    No.

    lol well can we maybe go out

    Proooobably not.

    ugh y

    Because you are an aggressive gay. You'd probably try to give me a roofie.

    um... no i wont thats jus rude and im not that i jus like u

    rofl

    lol well i geuss u think im ugly and everything

    If that's how you want to take it


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.


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    http://damnyouautocorrect.com/9477/weekend-plans-3/

    Maud you copy a lot of stuff =p

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    im not gonna be coming over untill later if i do come today
    and last night the web went out and it wouldnt come back on and i was not about to sit in the feild at 4 am lol just to tell you bye

    where are you???



    @shakikii Who doesn't?
    I only post here though when the thread shows up in my "What's new" list.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.


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    is maud still banned? i hate his retard white trash ass, fucking cunt stalker bitch needs to gtfo forever, and hes goddamn ugly too, no wonder he hates himself and takes it out on everyone else


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    Quote Originally Posted by runestone View Post
    Maud: Mom, I accidentally shot someone in the head while stoned.
    Mom: (Stops mixing cookie dough and puts hands on hips) Oh, Maudie-plop! Whatever shall we do with you?
    Maud: (Looks down at floor and shuffles feet nervously) IDK, just kill me I guess.
    Mom: (Attempts to brush Maud's hair with her hands) Listen, I want that long face gone, Mister. You know the drill.
    Maud: Yes mom. I'll get the handsaw and tomahawk from the shed.
    Mom: Don't forget to set the woodchipper up in the back yard. Is the body already in the bathtub?
    Maud: Not yet, still in the trunk. I used that plastic wrap to minimise forensics like you taught me.
    Mom: Good boy. Anyway, who'd you finish off this time?
    Maud: Steve.
    Mom: Not that Steve from down at the hardware store...
    Maud: No, not THAT Steve. You know, that cop Steve who's always taking our pot and smoking it himself.
    Mom: Well I'll be! You've sure got us in a pickle this time!
    Maud: I got his gun, cuffs and radio and threw them off the bridge on the way home. Fingers are removed but the teeth are still in there.
    Mom: Well that's a start, I guess. Now get out to that shed - there's work to be done! Here - take a cookie. I've made a little monkey face out of M&M's just the way you like it.
    Maud: Can I have a Dr. Pepper, too?
    Mom: Don't push it.


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    Let's see who truly reads my status.....You and I wake up in a police car together. Using 4 words only, what would you say to me? Note:if you comment you must copy and paste this to your status so I can comment on yours as well! Be a good egg and play along (4 words are harder than you think!)

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    I also like being peed on, only occasionally though.

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    My letter is O.o
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    first it was the bomb

    the SWEET LEAF and SNOWBLIND experiment

    followed by the SUPERNAUT and FAIRIES WEAR BOOTS experience

    but life's reality sets in

    you become the LORD OF THIS WORLD and go INTO THE VOID

    ...then your HAND OF DOOM pushes you on

    and AFTER FOREVER you will be BEHIND THE WALL OF SLEEP

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    Code:
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    #Write a script that upon invocation shows the time and date, lists all 
    #logged-in users, and gives the system uptime. 
    #The script then saves this information to a logfile.
    
    #set up variables
    showtime=$(date +%r)
    showdate=$(date +%D)
    showusr=
    sysuptime=
    
    #output variables
    echo The current time is $showtime
    echo Today"'"s date is $showdate
    echo Users currently logged "in":
    echo $showusr
    echo The system has been up and running "for" $sysuptime

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