Admin staff off line next week.

Published on January 13th, 2010 02:33 AM Number of Views: 410

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In case you are unaware, Hillary Clinton is coming to Australia next week, in her official capacity as Secretary of State, to discuss strategic directions in the South Pacific and South East Asia.

Obviously her visit will be important to all "Pacific Rim" nations and it's no surprise she has asked LDC for counsel on how The Whitehouse can leverage it's "special relationship" with LDC to enhance regional stability.

Accordingly, Runestone will be unavailable to board members next week because he will be in high level talks with Hillary.

I also will be unavailable because Bill and I are going to go out in the limo to visit local brothels and jazz clubs with a massive Secret Service escort.

Please be patient while your admins are busy and remember we are serving the greater good with our diplomatic efforts.

Thankyou for listening.

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=|+QWERT+|= - January 13th, 2010 08:42 AM

Obviously Lazz wins in this one.

Anyone who can stand to spend more then 30 seconds with Hillary deserves a medal.

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iLazz 2.0 - January 13th, 2010 11:50 AM

User Runestone is making the big sacrifice and spending time with Hillary. I am going to be out doing depraved shit in Bill's company. You should see how many cigars I have set aside for the event.

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=|+QWERT+|= - January 13th, 2010 08:17 PM

Sounds like a crazy time.

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Jack90 - January 13th, 2010 09:03 PM

Loads of fun, yo!

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runestone - January 14th, 2010 12:15 AM

Unfortunately, Hillary has had to cancel her visit and fly to Haiti immediately to help coordinate the relief efforts.

Let's hope stocks of Chardonnay and cafe latte ingredients haven't been destroyed.

Poor thing. God speed.

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