30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!

[Omen]

1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.

2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.

3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.

7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.

9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.

10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.

11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............

12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your
friends will tell us, if you don't.

13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees Busted, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.

16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."

17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.

18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.

19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.

20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.

21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.

22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.

23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.

24. PMS is not an excuse.

25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.

26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.

27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.

28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.

29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.

30. And last but not least: We know you're not
always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.



Remember these girls.

[Rab]

Where dd you copy it all from?

[DjaVvu]

25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.


Uhhh... I don't think so. :bad:

And PMS is definitely an excuse...

Otherwise I think this is a really cute thread! Noice job Omen. ;)

[Omen]

An email I recieved but I thought some might find it amusing or enlightening.



Otherwise I think this is a really cute thread! Noice job Omen. ;)


I think you just like me

[moonshin3]

#6 and #9.... yeah. GREAT. You can be the ugliest thing but we must be pretty and trust that you are a "nice guy"?.. Ha. Um, no. If we do our hair a different way, you freak out. But your nasty sideburns have to be cool, eh?

#20 Yes, it IS quite funny.

#24 Yes, it IS an excuse. Ask your mommy's "woman" doctor.

[Coolguy]

29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.

heh...i like this list a lot...espicially that one.

[DjaVvu]

I think you just like me


Umm, nope... :dance:

[Schmoky]

28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.

I have an American Pie 2 style story relating to this one... it all started when... well, maybe another time.

[Napalm]

4. ZoSo argues with me when I call her good-lookin.
=/ Hah at her!

[DjaVvu]

I have an American Pie 2 style story relating to this one... it all started when... well, maybe another time.


Oh No! You don't get off that easy! You are tellin that story! Now! :dance:

[DUP4R]

no i dont like you OL!

[Omen]

#6 and #9.... yeah. GREAT. You can be the ugliest thing but we must be pretty and trust that you are a "nice guy"?.. Ha. Um, no. If we do our hair a different way, you freak out. But your nasty sideburns have to be cool, eh?

#20 Yes, it IS quite funny.

#24 Yes, it IS an excuse. Ask your mommy's "woman" doctor.


I don't mean to upset anybody with this you must realise that.

[Hacky]

I don't mean to upset anybody with this you must realise that.
You'll get used to it. Several women on this site hate men. Mostly Moonshin3.

[Schmoky]

Well, I was at a party with my at-the-time g/f, and me and her friends (all hot) were sitting, just talking. Then she all of a sudden shes if I kiss a guy, my friend, then her and this other girl would MAKE OUT! Well, I'm not gay, but at the moment my friend was looking quite sexy. This slowly escalated with each time I kissed the guy; that is, what she and her friend would do escalated. Call me gay, but I had the biggest erection of any gay man that day!


Sorry for the slight, kind of language, but I was pressured into telling the story.

[Omen]

You'll get used to it. Several women on this site hate men. Mostly Moonshin3.


I understand and Moonshin3 I forgive your man hating ways.



Well, I was at a party with my at-the-time g/f, and me and her friends (all hot) were sitting, just talking. Then she all of a sudden shes if I kiss a guy, my friend, then her and this other girl would MAKE OUT! Well, I'm not gay, but at the moment my friend was looking quite sexy. This slowly escalated with each time I kissed the guy; that is, what she and her friend would do escalated. Call me gay, but I had the biggest erection of any gay man that day!


Sorry for the slight, kind of language, but I was pressured into telling the story.

Good story. Good sig too.

[Ultra Violence]

Well, I was at a party with my at-the-time g/f, and me and her friends (all hot) were sitting, just talking. Then she all of a sudden shes if I kiss a guy, my friend, then her and this other girl would MAKE OUT! Well, I'm not gay, but at the moment my friend was looking quite sexy. This slowly escalated with each time I kissed the guy; that is, what she and her friend would do escalated. Call me gay, but I had the biggest erection of any gay man that day!


Sorry for the slight, kind of language, but I was pressured into telling the story.
Am I understanding this right?

Did you kiss a guy?

[DjaVvu]

OMG! ROFL! You are one sick fuck... Pardon the French. Wow. Why Not the just make out with your GF dude? Jeez...

[Hacky]

Well, I was at a party with my at-the-time g/f, and me and her friends (all hot) were sitting, just talking. Then she all of a sudden shes if I kiss a guy, my friend, then her and this other girl would MAKE OUT! Well, I'm not gay, but at the moment my friend was looking quite sexy. This slowly escalated with each time I kissed the guy; that is, what she and her friend would do escalated. Call me gay, but I had the biggest erection of any gay man that day!.
Maybe it's just me... but I seriously don't see the attraction in my girl kissing another girl. To me it's just like if she were kissing a guy. I'm not into that whole "lesbian" shit.

[DjaVvu]

I'm not into that whole "lesbian" shit.


Good for you Hacky. It creeps me out when guys are...

[DUP4R]

Well, I was at a party with my at-the-time g/f, and me and her friends (all hot) were sitting, just talking. Then she all of a sudden shes if I kiss a guy, my friend, then her and this other girl would MAKE OUT! Well, I'm not gay, but at the moment my friend was looking quite sexy. This slowly escalated with each time I kissed the guy; that is, what she and her friend would do escalated. Call me gay, but I had the biggest erection of any gay man that day!


Sorry for the slight, kind of language, but I was pressured into telling the story.


please leave...now...people like you scare me

[Ultra Violence]

Maybe it's just me... but I seriously don't see the attraction in my girl kissing another girl. To me it's just like if she were kissing a guy. I'm not into that whole "lesbian" shit.
To the average ear, that sounds ridiculous, but I see what you are saying.

You must be in love, because you would get the feeling of her cheating if you saw her kiss another girl.

I know exactly what you mean.

But you must admit that when 2 girls that you don't know personally are kisssing i.e. in a porno, it is sexy sexy. :)

[moonshin3]

You'll get used to it. Several women on this site hate men. Mostly Moonshin3.

That actually made me laugh out loud. Ha ha ha... Hey, I don't hate JUST men. I hate everybody. <3 :thumup: I just complain about men more, is all...

And for anyone who might think I'm a lesbian just because Simkat lives with me (but she's over at Jager's 23/7 so whatever...):
No, I'm not homo. I just don't like most people.

[Hacky]

And for anyone who might think I'm a lesbian just because Simkat lives with me (but she's over at Jager's 23/7 so whatever...):
No, I'm not homo. I just don't like most people.
Hopefully that's not directed at me, being as I know them... and stuff... I dunno...


Friends? :D


I need friends :(

[Jebus]

Girls who hate men are lesbians. Its a fact.

[DjaVvu]

Girls who hate men are lesbians. Its a fact.

Or maybe just independent??? :rolleyes:

[Omen]

Or maybe just independent??? :rolleyes:


Independent feminine revolutionary crazy girls.

[Jebus]

aka Lesbians

[DjaVvu]

Independent feminine revolutionary crazy girls.


:salute: Damn Straight!



aka Lesbians


:bad: Not interchangeable... Get it straight!

[Jebus]

Suck my balls?

You need to return to reality.

Its lesbians.

[Omen]

Don't be mean to Deja Pai Mei likes her he'll kick your ass.

[Jebus]

Does it look like i care??

Maybe the dancing banana will give you an idea:

:banana: :banana: :banana:

[DjaVvu]

Edit : That was really childish to say...

I'm done with you Jebus... Your ignorant.

[Omen]

Jebus is a troll leave him be he needs respect too.

[Hacky]

Everybody needs to shut up and calm down.


Thank you for your time.

[DjaVvu]

Sigh... Hacky is right. This is a stupid argument. I'm done... Sorry people

[Jebus]

Either way I'm done with you Jebus... Your ignorant.

Congratulations, you get the prize! :clap:

*hands retard the obvious award*

Unfortunately, your oppinions mean nothing to me.

Leave the boards now, you are both uninteresting.

[Ultra Violence]

Congratulations, you get the prize! :clap:

*hands retard the obvious award*

Unfortunately, your oppinions mean nothing to me.

Leave the boards now, you are both uninteresting.
If their opinions mean nothing to you, why even reply to them??

Stop being a hypocrite. You are not very nice.

[Omen]

I'm uninteresting, wow the cold hard truth, tastes like icecream I like it

[ZoSo]

I hate men...but im not a lesbian...I'm bi there's a difference.

[Omen]

If your a not lesbian why do you hate men.

[Jebus]

Shut up spaz, im replying to tell them their oppinion means nothing, DUH, RETARD.

[Omen]

Shut up spaz, im replying to tell them their oppinion means nothing, DUH, RETARD.


Jebus I think you were raped a little too much by your father at a young age and by your reaction to women I think your mother may have had a piece of that pie too... am I right?

[DjaVvu]

This is getting stupid... Just ignore him.

[Jebus]

Jebus I think you were raped a little too much by your father at a young age and by your reaction to women I think your mother may have had a piece of that pie too... am I right?

Not bad for a cockeater, but you still need some improvement. Maybe your boyfriend can help you out?

[Omen]

This is getting stupid... Just ignore him.


I'm enjoying myself.



Not bad for a cockeater, but you still need some improvement. Maybe your boyfriend can help you out?


Not bad for a rape victime, maybe you should take this up with the counsel of Baron folk in I can't have kids land, If you hate men and women you'll never reproduce and the next generation of satan spawn won't be able to advance I guess that O.K considering that with your Genes they'd be ugly little shits anyway, Right?

Edit: you know what I end it here cos am lookin for upgrades.

[DUP4R]

Not bad for a rape victime, maybe you should take this up with the counsel of Baron folk in I can't have kids land, If you hate men and women you'll never reproduce and the next generation of satan spawn won't be able to advance I guess that O.K considering that with your Genes they'd be ugly little shits anyway, Right?



ummm....what?

[Omen]

ummm....what?


Never mind mate, It doesn't matter.

[Jebus]

I agree..

What? I honestly didnt understand your post.

If your "lookin for upgrades" your lookin the wrong way, bitch.

[Omen]

Any chance we can stop demolishing this thread?

[Jebus]

If you answer my "what?"

[DUP4R]

he was going for good grammar but he failed GG


TRANSLATION:

Not bad for a rape victim, maybe you should take this up with the counsel in "I-can't-have-kids" land. If you hate men and women you'll never reproduce and the next generation of satan spawn won't be able to advance. I guess that's O.K, considering that, with your genes, they'd be ugly little shits anyway, Right?


DUPERS TRANSLATION:

i liek men rofl

[foil1212]

Dont mess with Jebus, hes flame king...theres no way to stop him, hes just the man....

[baklava]

Stop arguing already, the thread wasn't intended to be serious and you're already turning it into a flamefest. It's getting the l0xxor if you keep being stupid, all of you.

I'm sure that women could say just as many things about men that men could say of women.

[Schmoky]

To change the subject for the better, and to defend my heterosexuality, I'd like to say that I was (and am) 13 at the time of "the incident". I hadn't gotten any action at all whatsoever, so my horny pre-pubescent 13 year-old state refused to let me not kiss this guy. I ended up getting some action from my g/f too, so I am most certainly straight.

Let's stop the flame-war people; I mean come on, listen to yourselves... WWJD?

[Jebus]

refused to let me not kiss this guy

You kissed a guy?

[Ultra Violence]

You kissed a guy?
Uh oh. :pray:

[Rab]

To change the subject for the better, and to defend my heterosexuality, I'd like to say that I was (and am) 13 at the time of "the incident". I hadn't gotten any action at all whatsoever, so my horny pre-pubescent 13 year-old state refused to let me not kiss this guy. I ended up getting some action from my g/f too, so I am most certainly straight.

Let's stop the flame-war people; I mean come on, listen to yourselves... WWJD?
No wait you kissed a guy because you were horny?

[Schmoky]

Read my first post in this thread.

[Ultra Violence]

No wait you kissed a guy because you were horny?
Uh oh :pray:

I was too confused to give much of a reply when I heard this.

[Schmoky]

Omg, I was afraid of this... it was meant to be a funny little "omg, look what I did" story, and all of a sudden I'm gay. Where's LiquidFire to tell me I'm going to Hell?

[Rab]

Read my first post in this thread.
Your second post says that you kissed a guy a few times just to see your girlfriend kiss her friend, and you had a boner at the time?
I'm not gay bashing but I think someone needs to step on out.

[Ultra Violence]

Your second post says that you kissed a guy a few times just to see your girlfriend kiss her friend, and you had a boner at the time?
I'm not gay bashing but I think someone needs to step on out.
LOL.

I read it like 6 times to make sure I read it right. And he definitely did say he had a hard boner while kissing a dude.

[Jebus]

I dont think this needs any additional mocking..

[klo1313]

I'm sure that women could say just as many things about men that men could say of women.
Um.... No.
We'd win.
Because we are not fucking wild with PMS or whatever every month.


Not bad for a cockeater, but you still need some improvement. Maybe your boyfriend can help you out?
PWND!!! FUCKING PWND!!!

[Coolguy]

Um.... No.
We'd win.
Because we are not fucking wild with PMS or whatever every month.

hey cmon now...let's not make this into a gender war...males and females are equal..both have their pros and cons.

To Schmoky getting a boner while making out with a guy....hmmm...all i can say is whaaaa? but perhaps he didnt get it because it was a guy...perhaps because of the sensuality? who knows....i refuse to judge others.

[klo1313]

yes...judge not.
I respect that.

[Schmoky]

Dude, I'm straight. It came out wrong. That's it. I typed to fast and didn't read over what I wrote. I love women. Boobies! Sexism! Woo-hoo! Baseball and sports! I enjoy mastrubating to thoughts of Jenna Jameson and Keira Knightley! Please believe me!

[rabid bitstream]

i dont agree with half of those. but ok...

[Super_Band_Geek]

Dude, why don't you guys just let it go? You're blowing one little teenie bopper hormone-induced fling into something it isn't. Relax. Deep breaths.

[Ultra Violence]

Dude, I'm straight. It came out wrong. That's it. I typed to fast and didn't read over what I wrote. I love women. Boobies! Sexism! Woo-hoo! Baseball and sports! I enjoy mastrubating to thoughts of Jenna Jameson and Keira Knightley! Please believe me!
I'll take that response as a recovery.

All is forgotten on this end. Just keep a good 5 feet away from me. :)

[Schmoky]

Damn... and this was like, almost your first impression of me, right PM? Damn, and I was really hoping to impress you.

Wait... damn it! That sounded gay, too.

BOOBS!

[Coolguy]

I'll take that response as a recovery.

All is forgotten on this end. Just keep a good 5 feet away from me. :)

a tad insecure eh? jk bud

[moonshin3]

Hopefully that's not directed at me, being as I know them... and stuff... I dunno...


Friends? :D


I need friends :(
That wasn't directed at you, lol. And um... k?



Girls who hate men are lesbians. Its a fact.
No, it's not. I don't hate men. Just most of them.



I'm sure that women could say just as many things about men that men could say of women.
Ha ha, yeah...

Some men are fine. Most... are not. Some women are okay to talk to. Most are mindless bimbos. Joy. What a world.

[Ultra Violence]

Damn... and this was like, almost your first impression of me, right PM? Damn, and I was really hoping to impress you.

Wait... damn it! That sounded gay, too.

BOOBS!
Ya know, if you head over to the 'Who is your favorite babe' (http://www.1337.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2176&page=3) thread and post a couple good pics, this all will be forgotten.

[DUP4R]

Trav, this post is for you ... in a totally hetero way.

yeah i bet...its all starting to add up....

[ALIchemicali]

Who knows what he was doing when he started this all.

NROP YAG

[klo1313]

Just keep a good 5 feet away from me. :)

Three inches would be a safe distance.
j/k haha

[Napalm]

im gangsta yo


EDIT: ZoSo loves me :P

Y'know the only thing I would like for my girl to tell me is that I'm sexy, and she loves me, (and of course the convenient sex, but that's not the point here.)In turn I'd be the happiest guy.

[Omen]

im gangsta yo


EDIT: ZoSo loves me :P

Y'know the only thing I would like for my girl to tell me is that I'm sexy, and she loves me, (and of course the convenient sex, but that's not the point here.)In turn I'd be the happiest guy.


So... you'd want your girl to lie to you.


[JK]

[Jebus]

No, it's not. I don't hate men. Just most of them.

Lols, les

[EmeraldFalcon89]

1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.

3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.


17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.


22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.

23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.

30. And last but not least: We know you're not
always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.


Indeed!

[Napalm]

So... you'd want your girl to lie to you.


[JK]
You could've at least taken it seriously.

I got the joke though :P Hah! NO YOU'RE UGLY!!!

[T1lt]

haha thats a great list made me giggle