A little life advice.

[Omen]

My mother always used to say that life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get.

You have never heard or read this before, if you have you will die.

Now please share some life experience with the rest of us.

[moonshin3]

I hate girls who won't date me because I'm good looking and they think I'm more likely to cheat(Whats up with that?)

"Never think of yourself too highly, or pride will ruin you." Too late, it seems.

[DjaVvu]

Omen, I talked to your mom. She wanted me to tell you that you get rotten chocolates with wormy caramel. Sux for you...

[Omen]

"Never think of yourself too highly, or pride will ruin you." Too late, it seems.


Not pride the truth, I don't think i'm good looking I've been told by friends of mine that thats why other girls won't date me.



Omen, I talked to your mom. She wanted me to tell you that you get rotten chocolates with wormy caramel. Sux for you...


All I wanted was life experience not hate mail.

[Ultra Violence]

good thread Omen...


I will give some advice from what I have learned through my life experiences.

Doing things on your own and learning by mistake is the best way to learn something.

Of all the things I know, I am glad to say I taught most of them to myself. Trial and error can be a bitch sometimes, but they pay off is well worth it.

Anyone can master anything if they put their mind to it. For some reason it seems kids today are almost taught to not be able to teach themselves anything. Someone is always telling them what to do.

Let someone screw up a couple of times and they will figure it out and be smarter because of the process. If you tell someone to do something, where is the learning in that?

I'm ranting now.....

All I am saying is to never give up anything and don't let anyone tell you that you can't do something.

[DjaVvu]

All I wanted was life experience not hate mail.

Sorry... I was just messin' with ya.

I guess something I've learned from life is that when bad things are happening in the present you should look back at other bad things that hav happened and realise that one day the present will be the past too. It won't be bad forever if that makes any sense at all...

[moonshin3]

You want good advice for life?

My cat says you suck.

And no, it's not bs. Cats are all-knowing and all-seeing. They own.

[Omen]

good thread Omen...


I will give some advice from what I have learned through my life experiences.

Doing things on your own and learning by mistake is the best way to learn something.

Of all the things I know, I am glad to say I taught most of them to myself. Trial and error can be a bitch sometimes, but they pay off is well worth it.

Anyone can master anything if they put their mind to it. For some reason it seems kids today are almost taught to not be able to teach themselves anything. Someone is always telling them what to do.

Let someone screw up a couple of times and they will figure it out and be smarter because of the process. If you tell someone to do something, where is the learning in that?

I'm ranting now.....

All I am saying is to never give up anything and don't let anyone tell you that you can't do something.


Thats what my bro always says, he makes sure he gives me only enough info on things so that I have to think for mysel and fuck up, like today I had to make dinner and yes I burned it a little and yes next time it won't happen so... yeah you can learn.

[Napalm]

Here's some good life advice.
Don't do anything you will regret later. It will come back and bite you in the ass.
And the one thing 90% of the teens hate to hear:
Stay in school, or you'll end up a stripper. It's simple.

[DjaVvu]

Stay in school, or you'll end up a stripper. It's simple.

Hahaha... Wow Napalm. Is this coming from personal experience? ;) Jk!

[Xiss]

Your momma got that from forest gump.!

[Jebus]

Some advice;

Your fag or your not.

Metrosexual? You eat dick. Face it, yo.

[Omen]

Wow Jebus that hurt.

[Jebus]

Im not TRYING to be offensive, its just we have had the "metrosexual" talk in the real forum already :thumup:

Fag or straight, no in between :clap:

[Omen]

I'm grey I yield neither to the light side or the dark side of the force.

[Jebus]

Jesus your a nerd AND you Bi :rolleyes:

[Hacky]

Bisexuals are just people who aren't willing to admit they prefer one gender over the other, and wanna be cool. I mean, being Bi is the "hip" thing nowadays isn't it? Everybody's dong it!

[Omen]

If you say so Jebus... wait no I'm neither.

[Ultra Violence]

Metrosexual? You eat dick. Face it, yo.
That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard anyone say on the internet. :clap:

19 years old? Act your age dude.

Why do you speak this way? If you don't like this conversation, don't be a part of it.

You are calling metrosexuals fags and I am going to take that personally. You don't know shit about me and to make a judgement like that only boasts your ignorance.

If I were you, I would just quit now and save some face.

Bashing people for no reason does not fly well with me.

[Hacky]

That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard anyone say on the internet. :clap:

19 years old? Act your age dude.

Why do you speak this way? If you don't like this conversation, don't be a part of it.

You are calling metrosexuals fags and I am going to take that personally. You don't know shit about me and to make a judgement like that only boasts your ignorance.

If I were you, I would just quit now and save some face.

Bashing people for no reason does not fly well with me.
Then your stay here with Jebus will not be a pleasent one. You think he's just doing this to you? Nope, he's been like this since he joined.

[Ultra Violence]

Then your stay here with Jebus will not be a pleasent one. You think he's just doing this to you? Nope, he's been like this since he joined.
And no one has banned him?

He is totally unruly. His posts contribute nothing.

If the founder of this 1337 forum want them to prosper, people like Jebus will have to be dealt with.

[Jebus]

That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard anyone say on the internet.

19 years old? Act your age dude.

Why do you speak this way? If you don't like this conversation, don't be a part of it.

You are calling metrosexuals fags and I am going to take that personally. You don't know shit about me and to make a judgement like that only boasts your ignorance.

If I were you, I would just quit now and save some face.

Bashing people for no reason does not fly well with me.

Shut your inbred mouth faghat.

Do you really think i give a shit WHAT flys well with you? I dont even know WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE.

Go eat some ass, fudgepacker.

[Omen]

Pie Man you need to accept the truth this guy is worse then Insane me and Snide... o.k then just me and Insane put together.

[Jebus]

Ive been at 1337.com since the old boards, a retarded cocksucker like you wont do much :thumup:

respect your superiors

[Ultra Violence]

Shut your inbred mouth faghat.

Do you really think i give a shit WHAT flys well with you? I dont even know WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE.

Go eat some ass, fudgepacker.
Maybe if you were creative in your insults, I would find some humor in them.

I have a girlfriend, I have all the ass I need all wrapped up in one sweet package.

And seriously, what joy do you get out of being retarded on an internet site?

[Jebus]

What joy do you get out of being a halfwit? Oh wait, thats your normal self :thumup:

Does it look like im trying to provide you with humour, idiot?

[Hacky]

And no one has banned him?

He is totally unruly. His posts contribute nothing.

If the founder of this 1337 forum want them to prosper, people like Jebus will have to be dealt with.
Bring it up with Rune if ya want to.

[Ultra Violence]

Bring it up with Rune if ya want to.
I see the word "Moderator" under your name. Are you powerless? Or don't you mind this garbage?

[Jebus]

GOD how long have you been here? And your ALREADY whining like a fucking bitch. SHUT - THE - FUCK - UP - BITCH.

[DUP4R]

I see the word "Moderator" under your name. Are you powerless? Or don't you mind this garbage?


he can ban, just by username though, your ip will still be open to the site but you will only have access to the shark pool

[Hacky]

I see the word "Moderator" under your name. Are you powerless? Or don't you mind this garbage?
Nah, I could ban him. But, he was a member and he was doing this long before I was a Mod, if he was gonna get banned for it, he would have been. I dunno. We're not allowed to ban people just becuase we odn't like them. Just bring it up with Rune if you seriously think he's deserving.

[Jebus]

Everyone thinks im "against them" and "mean". Im not.

If i dont like you, or if i disagree with you i will say it to you.

Thats alot better than secretly holding grudges against people. I dont hold grudges.

As for you new people; i dont like you. You have to earn my respect.

[Rab]

Do you just not like us because we are new or have you taken a dislike to certain people for a reason?

[Omen]

Everyone thinks im "against them" and "mean". Im not.

If i dont like you, or if i disagree with you i will say it to you.

Thats alot better than secretly holding grudges against people. I dont hold grudges.

As for you new people; i dont like you. You have to earn my respect.


To be honest I can respect that, but I think your a little harsh with the truth.

[Jebus]

I start off neutral. If you do anything that slightly irritates me, i dislike you.

Respect and such must be earned.

[Jebus]

Maybe i am "harsh".

Its the way i am, get used to it or leave, because i amnt changing.

[DjaVvu]

If i dont like you, or if i disagree with you i will say it to you.
As for you new people; i dont like you. You have to earn my respect.

I too can respect the fact that you speak out when you don't like someone. I just think you are far more vulgar than you need to be... Can you at least admit that??? I'm tryin to make some kinda truce here...

[Avarik]

You double posted OMFG

[Jebus]

I just think you are far more vulgar than you need to be... Can you at least admit that?

Never denied it.

It gets my point across clearly and efficiently without me rambing a big long speech in caps.

[DjaVvu]

That's a sign of low intelligence. Especially when you can't get your point across without talking about balls, and dicks, and ass every other post. You really need to work on your vocabulary...

Otherwise the points that your getting across won't be taken seriously...

[Jebus]

Again; i dont care.

I dont care whether you take me seriously or not. I dont care about my vocab. I know i type better than alot of other people here without even trying.

Whether or not i include cock shit balls fuck in my posts is up to me :thumup:

[scif1girl]

Murphy was right when he said that anything that can happen will. Just use the knowledge to your advantage and don't get depressed over it.


Cats are all-knowing and all-seeing. They own.
So true.

[DjaVvu]

Oh and another thing... When you hav a rotton personality, nobody is gonna giv a shit about earning your respect. If you really don't like us Noobs then get the fuck out of the Shark Pool! But if you do care about about what we think (and I think you do cuz you keep coming back to hear about it) then giv us a reason to earn your respect... Think about it. You know it makes sense.

[Jebus]

No it doesnt make sense.

I respect enough people in the REAL forum without you lot.

I dont care if you WANT to earn my respect or not. YOU are telling ME to stop being harsh. Ill stop being harsh when you have my respect. Whether you choose to try and earn it; again; i dont care.

[DjaVvu]

:think: If you you don't care what we think then why do you keep coming here? If you respect and like so many people in the real forum what makes you come here and talk to people you don't like? People you don't respect? I think your unwelcome in the real forum... Why else would you pick fights in Noob territory?

[Rab]

Why is Jebus still being given the attention that he so obviously craves?

[Jebus]

1) Noone else will pick fights with me in the real forum
2) All you people are getting upgraded for no reason and half of you are complete fucking morons (Xiss) so i come here every now and again to piss you all off - maybe you might leave.

Im quite welcome in the real forum, everyone loves me so much. Even hacky the trigger happy mod loves me.

[Jebus]

Why is Jebus still being given the attention that he so obviously craves?

Because i deserve it?

Your a scotsman, you have 5% respect already, dont lose it :clap:

[Rab]

:eek: You'r Irish! It all makes sense now.

[DjaVvu]

Well sorry to dissapoint... I'm not leaving. I doubt anyone would leave because of you.

[Jebus]

Well sorry to dissapoint... I'm not leaving. I doubt anyone would leave because of you.

Youd be surprised :clap:

[DjaVvu]

He's Irish? Damn... I usually like Irish people.

[Rab]

It's like you have an excuse for life.
You could strangle your dog in a primary school and get away with it.

[Jebus]

http://www.1337.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1909&page=1

Im not supposed to be nice, rune said so

[foil1212]

Yeah, its jebus' way of life...

[Rab]

Well each to his own.
The best life advice I ever heard was from Stewie Griffin, "a bullet sounds the same in every language so stick a fucking sock in it bitch!"
I live by it to this day.

[scif1girl]

I've just realized that my post is the only one that's on topic in the entire page. What could have happened has, implying that nobody was smart enough to avoid it.

[klo1313]

http://www.1337.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1909&page=1

Im not supposed to be nice, rune said so

That's the greatest thing I have ever seen.