Proof of God?-The Banana

[Wo1ke]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4472004596147265716&sourceid=docidfeed&hl=en

Yes, it's the athiest nightmare. It might not be right for very serious discussion, but anyone heard of any other arguments for god?


:banana:

[Hacky]

Then why is the banana the only fruit/food designed like that? Was it God's intention that humans only eat bananas?

[Wo1ke]

Notice that when you grip the apple, it fits squarely into your hand...
And I'm more of a half atheist, so i can't argue that very well. Lawl.


:banana:

[Hacky]

Lots of things fit squarely into the hand, if you consider that the Apple does. Just like a Gorilla's foot. Or a Dog's mouth.

[Wo1ke]

An apple fits awkwardly into a dogs mouth, as it's not meant for dogs. It fits perfectly into a gorrilas hands as gorrilas are meant to live in harmony with humans.


:banana:

[Hacky]

I've seen a dog carry an apple..... I have two.

[Wo1ke]

I have a dog as well, and though a dog can carry an apple, it is awkward, and not meant for it. Theres also a reason why apples grow above a dogs reach.


:banana:

[Zandrel]

That was very very gay. I found very it suggestive as well.

[Hacky]

I've also seen a dog jump 10 feet into the air. In addition, some apples to tend to fall from the tree, onto the ground.

Besides, I don't even see what he says about the groves of my hand. I see a round hand when I grip a banana. The banana has to be held to the tree somehow, apples have a stem also, and skins are common amoung fruit (i.e. the orange).

[Wo1ke]

Lol, I feel kinda lame arguing FOR god on this one, as I am semi atheist (which I consider to mean, I believe that there is a god, just not the one described in the bible, or some other book of wisdom. more likely a combination of all, where each book was an adaption to the people).


:banana:

[Hacky]

In other words, you're a deist.

Belief in God without the belief that God... cares. Or a real heaven/hell. Actually Deists believe in God, and frankly they can believe whatever the fuck else they want to. It's not a real church, never was.

[Erosennin]

This can also be pinned to evolution apes eat bannana's so their hands are made the same so you could asume its part of evolution. Spples have storks does that make them like "soda cans" no. All fruit is easily digestable because we adapted to our current enviroment.

[Inactive Cargo]

Proof of not God? Overwhelming empirical evidence.

Oops.

[Slevin57]

THANK YOU GOD FOR BOOBS.

[MattyTheTurner]

I find it hard to belive in evolution.

I mean, Big Bang theory? Come on, pull the other one.

ALL of existence as we know it sprung from the rapid expansion of one tiny singularity (that's a space smaller than an atom but thousands of times the density)??

Get real.

The chance of it creating a perfect world, with just the right distance between the sun (any further and we would freeze, any closer and we would get too hot), a perfectly sized moon to control our tides, clouds, plants, animals, humans... life, it's impossible.

How can there be no influence from an outside, supernatural force?

[MattyTheTurner]

but yes, thankyou God for boobs.

[Inactive Cargo]

The chance of it creating a perfect world, with just the right distance between the sun (any further and we would freeze, any closer and we would get too hot), a perfectly sized moon to control our tides, clouds, plants, animals, humans... life, it's impossible. No, it's not impossible. It's incredibly small, yes, but that number is obnoxiously small compared to all the stars with their own orbiting systems that could possible have life: http://geeksaresexy.blogspot.com/2006/10/hubble-deep-field-most-important-image.html

[Napalm]

some tits fit into my hand
sometimes i use both hands for just one

[Slevin57]

some tits fit into my hand
sometimes i use both hands for just one

Does your mom really count here?

[EmeraldFalcon89]

Does your mom really count here?
I doubt Napalm's mom could count anywhere.

"One, two, GORILLA"

[Erosennin]

Matty if you are right than there are no such things as black holes the size of a pea and the mass of a sun. If an great beign did create us why didn't he make another place. As for earth perfect for life, life adapts to it's surroundings.

[Hacky]

I find it hard to belive in evolution.

I mean, Big Bang theory? Come on, pull the other one.

ALL of existence as we know it sprung from the rapid expansion of one tiny singularity (that's a space smaller than an atom but thousands of times the density)??

Get real.

The chance of it creating a perfect world, with just the right distance between the sun (any further and we would freeze, any closer and we would get too hot), a perfectly sized moon to control our tides, clouds, plants, animals, humans... life, it's impossible.

How can there be no influence from an outside, supernatural force?

You're one of those people that believes life can only be created within the circumstances of earth.

WRONG.

Evolution is adaption TO your enviornment. Meaning: By the theory of evolution we evolved AROUND our enviornment.

In addition: Take a look at a snow flake, it is perfection from chaos.

And last but nost least: The Big Bang theory is just that. A theory. Not a part of Evolution.

[Napalm]

Does your mom really count here?
Yes. Yes she does.

[Orbixx]

And if she didn't, she should.

[Jager]

The modern banana; the one that is okay to eat, is MANUFACTURED. It is not grown. Edible bananas that youb uy at the store are genetically engineered. We are currently on our second banana and soon to go onto a third. The bananas that you buy are NOT found in nature.

That is all.

[System_Zero]

The modern banana; the one that is okay to eat, is MANUFACTURED. It is not grown. Edible bananas that youb uy at the store are genetically engineered. We are currently on our second banana and soon to go onto a third. The bananas that you buy are NOT found in nature.

That is all.

They are actually hybrids of several other bananas that combine the size and shape of other bananas (but are starchier in flavor) with bananas that are shorter and stubbier (but taste much better).

In fact a lot of the food we eat (plant and animal) has had some alteration by man through selective breeding, in a sense a controlled micro evolution and would have little chance of occurring out in the wild through natural selection.

[elesde]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4472004596147265716&sourceid=docidfeed&hl=en

Yes, it's the athiest nightmare. It might not be right for very serious discussion, but anyone heard of any other arguments for god?


:banana:

So god created bananas for apes not realizing they would eventually evolve into humans.

[Trainwreck]

or, god invented bananas for sloths' need to feed. sloth's have 5 fingers too


evolution = Phail

survival of the fittest = more likely

[Napalm]

The real proof of god:
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h57/RoMStuff/dundun/32196_051306_KariByron_03_B.jpg
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h57/RoMStuff/dundun/karibyron.jpg
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h57/RoMStuff/dundun/karibyron-1.jpg

[Spanky Ham]

Yep you are damn right thats proof of god, i don't know anyone else who could make a 40 year old look that young(wait maybe plastic surgins) nice bod though, but to add my opion to this bannana don't grow everywhere on the world so if god created them only for humans you think he would have done a better god on spreading them around...either that of bannanas evolved to their environment and that is why they grow there because the environment suits their news.....screw god... :D

[Mufone]

wow thats a gay video. i bet he says the human cock fits jst nicely in his jaw and his chin makes a good ball rest... that was gods wish for him.

[Napalm]

Yep you are damn right thats proof of god, i don't know anyone else who could make a 40 year old look that young(wait maybe plastic surgins) nice bod though, but to add my opion to this bannana don't grow everywhere on the world so if god created them only for humans you think he would have done a better god on spreading them around...either that of bannanas evolved to their environment and that is why they grow there because the environment suits their news.....screw god... :D
My friend, that is what's called a MILF.

[TDD]

What about how the bananas we eat now-a-days aren't the bananas that where back 200 years ago. Bananas used to be much smaller and only a few in a bushel would be edible. But we took the seeds from the biggest ones and made the ones we have today.

[Crack Monk]

evolution = Phail

survival of the fittest = more likely

Evolution IS survival of the fittest, jackhole.

The entire concept of evolution is that the things with genes that are well-adapted to the environment survive and breed, while the ones with genes that phail at surviving in the environment die, and their genes don't get passed on to the next generation.

Trainwreck = Phail

LocomotiveFalcon = More correct

Someone needs to go back to second grade, and pay attention this time.

Anyway, this banana theory already got owned, so I won't add anything there.

[Mooters]

It's just hard for most people to accept evolution.
They dont want to beleive that we're ape-descended life forms.
So they beleive in a higher being. Whom created everything.

Where god went wrong, some of more god's greatest mistakes and who is this god person anyways?

[Inactive Cargo]

They dont want to beleive that we're ape-descended life forms.Too bad evolution says we had a common ancestor, not descended from apes.

[System_Zero]

Which was ape like. We're not descended from Gorillas or Chimps but we shared a common ancestor, which was an ape-like animal. After all we're apes too.

[Sofa of Death]

Evolution IS survival of the fittest, jackhole.

The entire concept of evolution is that the things with genes that are well-adapted to the environment survive and breed, while the ones with genes that phail at surviving in the environment die, and their genes don't get passed on to the next generation.

Trainwreck = Phail

LocomotiveFalcon = More correct

Someone needs to go back to second grade, and pay attention this time.

Anyway, this banana theory already got owned, so I won't add anything there.

why do we still have monkeys tehn, if their genes weren't good enough to survive the breed?

[Inactive Cargo]

why do we still have monkeys tehn, if their genes weren't good enough to survive the breed?Their genes were good enough to survive the breed. Our common ancestor, however, is not around.

[Hacky]

why do we still have monkeys tehn, if their genes weren't good enough to survive the breed?

One group advanced in intellect (The use of tools), the other advanced in muscle/speed (Climbing trees easier, etc). Contrary to popular belief, it is survival of the most fit to adapt, not survival of the fittest. There are always multiple solutions to a common problem.