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Xeroen
October 31st, 2006, 12:04 AM
Today, my provisional driving license arrived in the post, meaning I can legally start learning to drive. Not that I was learning illegally of course, which is why I'm asking if anyone has any advice on learning to drive.

I've started by taking RBB's book for the practical and theory tests with a copy of the highway code in to read before/after work starts/finishes.

Phinius Gage
October 31st, 2006, 12:09 AM
When turning, cross hand over hand, don't shuffle them.



Oh and don't hit other cars: thats bad.

crooked
October 31st, 2006, 12:13 AM
fail 4 times and give up. like i did :thumup:

Denial
October 31st, 2006, 12:13 AM
Make sure you're incredibly comfortable driving first on some sort of deserted field of asphalt, preferably some unused parking lot.

Then gradually work your way from short drives on relatively calm roads to long drives on busy streets.

Edit: Oh thank god you're a continent away, do whatever you want then.

Inactive Cargo
October 31st, 2006, 12:13 AM
Use the handbrake instead of the normal brake. The normal brake is weak and usually has an Antilock Braking System coupled to it.

KillHour
October 31st, 2006, 12:40 AM
Actually, try not to go hand over hand, because you have less control that way. Oh, and WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE INSIDE OF THE WHEEL (If someone sideswipes you, you'll break your wrist).

Slevin57
October 31st, 2006, 01:54 AM
Do what I did, shock treament :P.


Part 1: Winding Country Roads

Part 2: New York City

Shins
October 31st, 2006, 02:46 AM
One week crash course in across New York State. I'm still horrid, but I got my license, so it doesn't matter.

Jager
October 31st, 2006, 03:23 AM
Actually, try not to go hand over hand, because you have less control that way. Oh, and WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE INSIDE OF THE WHEEL (If someone sideswipes you, you'll break your wrist).
You cross your hands only once, left over the right when turning right, but as you cross it, you move the right to grip the wheel without the cross.

kixer
October 31st, 2006, 04:47 AM
Keep at it no matter what. I got really frustrated because I knew what to do but had trouble applying it. Then one day it was just second nature.

Driving it fun and kewl. Don't ever buy an automatic car... or a naturally-aspirated car :D

Inactive Cargo
October 31st, 2006, 10:00 AM
If you ever experience road rage, make sure you sideswipe the offending driver in their weakpoint for massive damage.

LawsoN
October 31st, 2006, 10:42 AM
Only thing i would say is get someone you know to take you out in the middle of nowhere to teach you the basics. Driving lessons are very expensive (£15 an hour upwards usually), so it helps if your comfortable with gear changing, steering, reversing etc before hand. Will save a lot of cash for what would be beginning lessons.

Rab
October 31st, 2006, 11:52 AM
You cross your hands only once, left over the right when turning right, but as you cross it, you move the right to grip the wheel without the cross.

No, never cross your hands.

Observation is the most important part of driving ^T_^^T^

mwknowles92
October 31st, 2006, 01:33 PM
Learn the rules of the road, go to a class if need be.
Get the basics down in an empty parking lot (braking, turning, shifting, etc).
Now take it slow, don't go on to highways or freeways yet.
Always be checking your rear view mirrors and the positions of the drivers around you.
Once you've got all that down, move on to highways and freeways. For fun, you could just drive like 20 and when a cop pulls you over, say I'm a noob to driving =P. Make sure you stick your tongue out too.

Darkytehsexydrood
November 1st, 2006, 01:33 AM
OK so iam like 4' 10" I can't see shit I get pulled over 24/7.. BUT I never have gotten a ticket... I was the best of the class in Highschool.. so heres sum of my tricks.

1st on a open area, start driving, drive around ur hood,
2nd while on these lil open area drives hit the brakes HARD see what happens, if your cool ur driving a 5 speed, so your gonna be realy bad at 1st well no big learn on ur open area.
3rd I can't see over the wheel so I look under it :),
4th I have people staring at me all the time, so I just turn up my tunes and flip them the bird.
5th I live in FL so # 4 is ok, If you live in NY You ( so iam told) must take the baseball bat out and swing it around ur head , While you hold you head out the window curseing, and yelling... ( iam not 100% on if if works but this is what i was told)
O and be sure to sing while you drive, if you hvae friends get them in there too,

mwknowles92
November 1st, 2006, 02:58 AM
ROFLMAO darkytehsexydrood

s33r
November 1st, 2006, 04:37 PM
I sideswiped a school bus this morning. Didn't get caught.

System_Zero
November 1st, 2006, 04:42 PM
Remember that pedestrians are worth 50 points. Old ladies are worth 75.

s33r
November 1st, 2006, 04:48 PM
And square the points if you hit a newlywed couple with a baby carraige.

temporary
November 1st, 2006, 05:02 PM
Don't drive behind slow people.

I've almost gotten in wrecks because they don't know what a fucking speed limit is.

Xeroen
November 1st, 2006, 10:37 PM
So I just need to follow the 10 golden rules: :thumup:

1. Forget the steering wheel. Rotate the steering clolumn with the power of my mind!
2. Practice.
3. Favour handbrake over footbrake.
4. Vengence is the right of those who are cut off. Unless it is me cutting them off.
5. Sing when driving.
6. If I'm pulled over, claim noobness =p
7. People == points. Extra continue every 1,000,000 points.
8. Drive up the arse of slowpokes. Alternatively, overtake.
9. Beware evil auto-transmission cars
10. If I'm crap, give up and get the bus instead.