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Leacus
July 31st, 2005, 03:07 PM
Probably all of you know this, but for those of you who don't, i want you to add "in bed" at the end of every saying you have in a fortune cookie. I got this a few days ago... The great and glorious masterpeice of man is how to live with purpose. Now add in bed at the end, lol :sleep:
JJAGoodfella
July 31st, 2005, 03:09 PM
This thread sucks, in bed.
SomeMuppet
July 31st, 2005, 03:11 PM
You're not nice, in bed. -_-"
Gargen
July 31st, 2005, 03:21 PM
This is kinda weird in bed
But no reason to insult him in bed
chordie leforge
July 31st, 2005, 03:55 PM
I once got one that said you are a glorious presence, in bed.
=|+QWERT+|=
July 31st, 2005, 04:10 PM
People will look up to you in bed.
invrse
July 31st, 2005, 04:10 PM
All your base are belong to us, In bed. ;)
Crack Monk
July 31st, 2005, 09:04 PM
This thread sucks, in bed.

Every time you post, I want to have sex with your sig.

In bed.

Well that was a tad obvious, wasn't it?
Jebus
July 31st, 2005, 09:12 PM
Your mom sucks, in bed LOL ROFL!
RobC
July 31st, 2005, 09:12 PM
not really there are people that have sex in other places... which is sort of akward, but it happens.
Xiss
July 31st, 2005, 09:45 PM
You will be rich and famous in bed
Crack Monk
July 31st, 2005, 10:08 PM
I've been working on my book today. In bed.

That was dumb. It just means I was writing in bed.
Leafy2
July 31st, 2005, 10:37 PM
uh... last night i slept... in bed
DANARCHY
August 1st, 2005, 01:36 PM
hehe, i just went to dinner at a chinese place last night. here's what the lil cookie said inside:

"Soon, a visitor shall delight you."
....in bed

:D *waits patiently* :D
foil1212
August 1st, 2005, 01:59 PM
"you will find many great adventures (in bed)"
SomeMuppet
August 1st, 2005, 02:44 PM
You will end up as a complete failure -- in bed :(
UnknownToa
August 1st, 2005, 03:54 PM
you will find your true spirit, in bed
Krhak
August 1st, 2005, 04:38 PM
You will never get an erection, in bed.
UnknownToa
August 1st, 2005, 05:01 PM
i found out thast i had 3 balls in bed
jk
rabid bitstream
August 3rd, 2005, 03:07 AM
Do not let your friends and family down...in bed...
Hacky
August 3rd, 2005, 03:10 AM
I like to enjoy myself.



In bed.
foil1212
August 3rd, 2005, 03:23 AM
You will never get an erection, in bed.
That is why there is viagra, in bed
Mastaninjapirate
August 3rd, 2005, 03:57 AM
Your car is unreliable and poorly maintained. In bed.

Your friends secretly agree that your head is too small for your body. In bed.

The man you've just hired to paint your house is an alcoholic. His work will be mediocre at best. In bed.

Your roommate is stealing from you. In bed.

The pants you've recently purchased are unfashionably short. In bed.

You frequently mispronounce 'Antarctic,' and 'volumptuous' is not a real word. In bed.
kharabeet
August 3rd, 2005, 10:53 PM
Because I'm bored, like sticking to the rules of the thread, and haven't had a fortune cookin in more than three months or so, I got one from HERE (http://www.zealous.org/fortune/fortune.asp)

When winter comes, the heavens will rain success on you. In bed.

Sounds fun =D
0tacon
August 3rd, 2005, 10:57 PM
a pleasant suprise is in store for you, in bed
a friend ask you for your time, not your money, in bed
your talents will be recognized ans suitably rewarded in bed
Napalm
August 3rd, 2005, 11:14 PM
I eat cookies in bed.
No really, I do.
This thread is going to hell, in bed.
kharabeet
August 3rd, 2005, 11:25 PM
How true that is in bed.
Though people will still post from boredom in bed.
A person's character is his destiny in bed
wHat
August 3rd, 2005, 11:46 PM
I played Table Tennis with S.O.D.


in bed.