Lewd Songs

[foil1212]

I dont now if you guys are into music or not, but me and my friend are trying to compile a cd of "the most lewd songs" because were going to be riding in a car with a prude

sofar in order from least to most lewd:
0. Orgasmatron --Motorhead
1. FCC Song --Eric Idle
2. Vibrator --Motorhead
3. Date Rape --Sublime
4. Last Caress --The Misfits
5. Violent Pornography --System of a Down
6. Cigaro --System of a Down
7. Bodies --Sex Pistols
8. Suite-Pee --System of a Down
9. Angel of Death --Slayer
10. Bite It You Scum --GG Allin
11. Banana Phone --Raffi (Just a Joke)

[PSOfan2000]

oh how about wtfurgay?

[GarfNart]

i like men LoL!

[foil1212]

thank you all for the warm welcome!

[PSOfan2000]

[not sarcastic at all] your welcome! [not sarcastic at all]

[Prae]

thank you all for the warm welcome!

Thank god for that disclaimer

[foil1212]

Thank god for that disclaimer
you are welcome...but, back on topic please?

[Prae]

Necro - Get On Your Knees

DJ Felix - On The Floor

The Vagina song

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[KageOni]

Well, theres several i know.

All buy one group. Just too bad i dont know there name.

Ill look for it but the song im thinking of is "Internet Porn"

A few seconds later: Ok, i found it. There called "Da Vinci's Notebook". They have enought by them selfs to make a cd that will make him uncomfortabul.

[Pr0blemCh1ld]

Just print out the english lyrics to either 'Zomboid' or 'R to The Core' by Dir en Grey and ask him/her to sing along. Always fun, always works.

[Crack Monk]

Erm... Anything by the Bloodhound Gang, since everything they do is at least a litle creepy. Try "A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying."

"She Left Me For a Destitute Quadraplegic Because of the Good Sex," by Mr. Zipp. Everyone's heard that song, right?

[Pr0blemCh1ld]

.....What leaks OUT of those headphones?...

[Absolut]

hmmm... isn't lewd slang for modern day rap and r&b??

[foil1212]

were finding songs we like. Were looking for rock, but if its like, good music well take it

[Kur0]

She goes to finos- The toy Dolls and Nellie The Elephant-Toy dolls ;)

[Pr0blemCh1ld]

Demonomania- by The Misfits
Lucretia Mac Evil- by Blood, Sweat, and Tears

[Whower]

My Neck, My Back - khia

[foil1212]

sank you guys

[DUP3R]

so, post all the songs you like here?

edit: i doubt angel of death by slayer has anything to do with sex and such. you obviously dont listen to them. but their song "dead skin mask" is about raping a kid and skinning him to make a mask (i guess)....its a good song, infact im listening to it now [and i forgot, i have the lyrics in my signature :P]

<---slayer fan

[foil1212]

yeah, but were buiilding up...ya know? orgasmatron isnt really either.

[DUP3R]

well, i reccomend

korn - dead bodies everywhere
korn - adidas
korn - right now

ALL SIX FEET UNDER SONGS

slayer - dead skin mask
slayer - manditory suicide

[Leafy2]

i forget its name, but it goes like
i wanna f u like an animal, i wanna feel u on the inside - by 9 inch nails

and also the lyrics go
i need to find a new vagina, its hard to rhyme a, word like vagina - by bloodhound gang

[DUP3R]

i know the song youre talking about, now I dont remember the name :S

[s33r]

I'm going to post one of the lewdest songs in all literature. The concept was created by God, aka Terry Pratchett, and the full version was written up by one of his fans. This is a little racy (not to mention long), so be warned.



You can bugger the bear, if you do it with care,
in the winter, when he is asleep in his lair,
Though I would not advise it in spring or in fall--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

If you're feeling quite coarse, you can bugger the horse,
or the palfrey, the jennet, the stallion (with force),
You can bugger the donkey, the mare, or the mule,
Though to bugger the pony is needlessly cruel.

You can bugger the ox (if you stand on a box)
And vulpologists say you can bugger the fox,
You can bugger the shrew, though it's awfully small--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

Herptologists gasp you can bugger the asp,
Entymologists claim you can bugger the wasp.
If an insects your thing, man, then just have a ball--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

And the elephant too, that you meet in the zoo,
Can be buggered if you are sure just what to do,
You will need a large mattress upon which to fall--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

You can bugger the bees if you're down on your knees,
You can bugger the termites with terminal ease
you can bugger the beetle, the ladybug (bird!) too,
there's no end to the buggering that you can do.

You can bugger the cat if it isn't to fat
You can bugger the rabbit you draw from your hat
You can bugger the shark that you've chased in your yawl--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

You can bugger the ermine, and all other vermine,
like rats, mice, and roaches, if your not discernin'.
You can bugger the dog, it will come when you call--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

Although Mr. Tiggy is not very big, he
Avoids with great ease those who fancy his arse.
He just curls in a ball, shows his prickles and all--
And the would-be seducer leaves himin the grass

If you're that kind of fool, and you have a long tool,
Do it with a giraffe, if you stand on a stool,
Catch a yeti, who lives in the snows of Nepal--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

For the hedgehog escapes the posterior rapes
Performed upon others of different shapes
Those who run, swim, or slither, they get it withal--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

It is said, if you try, you can bugger the fly,
Or the swallow as it skims so skilfully by,
Use a noose or a net, or lime (if you've the gall)--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

You can bugger the cow (I will not tell you how),
Or the boar, or the piglet, the shoat or the sow,
You can bugger the ass as it stands in the stall--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

You can order or shoo 'im, or run a knife through 'im
The one thing you cannot do is stick it to 'im.
If you try to seduce 'im, you'll end in a fix,
His prickles defend him against rampant pricks.

You can bugger the ram, you can bugger the lamb,
You can bugger the ewe, though the wether's a sham,
You can bugger the tiger (it may caterwaul)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

You can bugger the seal, you can bugger the eel,
You can bugger the crab, though they say it can't feel,
You can bugger the bat as the night casts its pall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

You can bugger the snake (hold it down with a rake),
Though to bugger the quetzal may be a mistake.
You can bugger the billy, the nanny the kid,
But to bugger the hedeghog just cannot be did.

You can bugger the slug, though it messes the rug,
You can bugger the different species of bug,
Or do it with a snail, if you slow to a crawl,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

At the end of the day, when you've had your rough way
With all of those creatures, you'll just have to say
"That damned Erinaceous has been my downfall--"
For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!

Heehee. I feel naughty now. Terry's a damn genius.

[Mastaninjapirate]

Man, go check out Rathergood (http://www.rathergood.com)

Edit: And Stephen Lynch. That guy has some pretty "lewd" songs as well.

[foil1212]

that NIN song is "closer" I think, and sorry I dont like Korn...btws, is the bloodhound gang rap?

[RoxorFuxor]

I think psofan should be banned and this foil character upgraded.

[foil1212]

Why thank you, I still cant post in a topic I could say something extremely useful in...

[angrygoatface]

Discovery Channel - Bloodhound Gang

[foil1212]

the bloodhound gang played yesterday...never went...and, this thing was dont in august...nice one...

[semiavrage]

My Vagina - NOFX

[foil1212]

noFX is overrated...we were looking for good songs...everything that was on my original list was put on except orgasmatron...he forgot

[semiavrage]

I think NOFX is overrated, but that is a good song.
They suck in concert too, lol, they are always drunk.

[foil1212]

the only one I like is Bob

[Loki]

A so called "lewd" song is Tra-la-la by Gunther(pronounced GOONTHER). It is funny but it's about his tra-la-la. So I think it deserves a spot on this list.

[foil1212]

DO YOU NOT GET IT? WE BURNT THE CD ALREADY!