how do u hack IRC

[ub3r]

i hate them but i want to learn how to hack them can any one tell me and tell me link of program and maybe tell where to find a client thanks

[naomiReturns]

:'(
..

[ub3r]

that helped alot

[naomiReturns]

La, la. That was expression of respect toward you. IRC script kiddies very best kind.

[ub3r]

thanks i felt the respect threw the comp.

[naomiReturns]

English grammar very much excellent also no?

[ub3r]

EDIT* Im english so i guess i have good grammar.

[Denial]

Check out this awesome beginner's tut. All you need to know.

First, buy eucalyptus to ward off trojans, optimize your code, applications and the client.

Add Camphor Oil and Salt Crystals to your bath water regularly, this will help remove all evil intentions and repel enemies.

Use Eucalyptus Lemon Soap three (3) days in a row followed by Pine Soap for the next three (3) days in a row. This will give you access to server logs.

A Van Van Bath should be used on the final day (7th day) and only after you have bathed with the soaps for six (6) days straight. The Van Van Bath will consume your soul with evil and give you complete access to the target's box.

Remember to burn Purification Incense everyday throughout the ritual (at least 1 hour a day) this helps remove all negativity you may have brought into your home. After each daily bath anoint yourself with the Van Van Root Oil placing a drop in the middle of your forehead, on your throat, on the back of your neck, on both wrist, behind each knee and on the souls of your feet.

Have fun and happy hacking.

[naomiReturns]

We sell all that.

Eucalyptus comes from dog turds, right?

Nominal price. 200 dollars.

[ub3r]

Im starting to love random things posted on lots of forums thanks lol.

[naomiReturns]

Is he taking these flames gracefully, or is he just too stupid to realize we're insulting him?

You're alright, kid. [/Humphrey Bogart]

Look, since you obviously run windows, you can pick up mIRC. Google's a good reference when your referrer is too lazy to link. But forget even using the word "hack" to refer to IRC scripts. Please. It hurts me, deep inside.

[ub3r]

wtf ur a noob dude u didnt even know Mirc is a 30 day trial

[Denial]

wtf ur a noob dude u didnt even know Mirc is a 30 day trial

Oh, the ironing is delicious.

You could say it's a 30 day trial, but it won't stop you from using the program indefinitely.

[naomiReturns]

Well, if you had some semblance of intellect, I would refer you to, Idunno, Bitch-X maybe?

But you apparently don't. My work here is done.

[Meltdown]

Oh, the ironing is delicious.

You could say it's a 30 day trial, but it won't stop you from using the program indefinitely.

Teehee :dance:

[XFxGeforced]

Well, if you had some semblance of intellect, I would refer you to, Idunno, Bitch-X maybe?

But you apparently don't. My work here is done.

are you seriously 13, cause i mean, then you must be real intellectual, your probably in the 7th grade, i mean, wow, most people don't even make it that far! you should continue to talk to people like they are dumbasses because you are def. smarter than everyone else :thumup:

[FlakMonkey]

why didnt you just spell out definitely?

[XFxGeforced]

because i didnt want to spell it wrong, lol, u caught me

[Coolguy]

in IRC, Hacks run out of YOU

[Jager]

wtf ur a noob dude u didnt even know Mirc is a 30 day trial

Wait. I gotta take a picture of this. You want to HACK and IRC network/channel, but you don't even know how to CRACK the software to get to those IRC channels/networks? Here's a great big hint without ever saying a website.

You are searching for cracks.
Search engines "crawl" much like a spider on a web to find sites.
You are searching for this website on the interNET

By the way, 250 leets to the first person to figure it out before him. (I would say anyone before him, but then it's just a matter of knowing who is right and telling everyone)

[FlakMonkey]

Webcrawler? Is that even close?

[Denial]

Wait. I gotta take a picture of this. You want to HACK and IRC network/channel, but you don't even know how to CRACK the software to get to those IRC channels/networks? Here's a great big hint without ever saying a website.

You are searching for cracks.
Search engines "crawl" much like a spider on a web to find sites.
You are searching for this website on the interNET

By the way, 250 leets to the first person to figure it out before him. (I would say anyone before him, but then it's just a matter of knowing who is right and telling everyone)

Yaygur, Arcade God, the point is that you don't even need to crack it.

[Jager]

Yaygur, Arcade God, the point is that you don't even need to crack it.
Oh I know. I just hate mIRC pestering me.

And no, it's now Webcrawling. Bolded words are great words of importance ;)

Edit: I hate thinking ahead of where I type.

[FlakMonkey]

I dont get it, did I win?

[naomiReturns]

are you seriously 13, cause i mean, then you must be real intellectual, your probably in the 7th grade, i mean, wow, most people don't even make it that far! you should continue to talk to people like they are dumbasses because you are def. smarter than everyone else :thumup:
Oh, you're fucking witty.

I don't pretend to be smart, and I don't think I am, really. Perhaps you are flaming me to make up for your own cognitive inadequacy? Because that's the only reason I can think of to tell me that.

Sure, I can be a bit of an elitist (understatement of the year), but only toward REALLY stupid people who decide to draw my attention.

Everyone else I'm fine with. If you're dumb and you stay quiet and do not address me directly, I will like you despite your shortcomings. Not too hard.

If you think my vocabulary is showoffish, maybe you should expad your own, because I use the most appropriate words for any situation regardless of the number of syllables, making exceptions only for infants and the mentally ill. Which category do you belong to?

[Tep]

I don't know if this is a stupid guess but what the heck
you trying to tell him to use a spidernet search engine to find cracks?

Yes I realize this answer may be the dumbest thing you have ever heard but I am not the smartest person on here so don't make fun of me Jager or else :D j/k

[Jager]

Oh, you're fucking witty.

I don't pretend to be smart, and I don't think I am, really. Perhaps you are flaming me to make up fro your own cognitive inadequacy? Because that's the only reason I can think of to tell me that.

Sure, I can be a bit of an elitist (understatement of the year), but only toward REALLY stupid people who decide to draw my attention.

Everyone else I'm fine with. If you're dumb and you stay quiet and do not address me directly, I will like you despite your shortcomings. Not too hard.

If you think my vocabulary is showoffish, maybe you should expad your own, because my I use the most appropriate words for any situation regardless of the number of syllables, making exceptions only for infants and the mentally ill. Which category do you belong to?
Am I alone on the motion to shop "Here's a can of STFU" to "Here's a can of OWNT!", for use specially with all of Naomi's massively-expanded vocabulary beatings?


I dont get it, did I win?

No, but I shall give another hint: All the bolded words, except "Search engines", are used to make the url. Minus http://www and the two dot's, of course.

[Tep]

can I take another guess or do you want me to just shut up and stop posting wrong answers?

[FlakMonkey]

www.crackspider.net

[Jager]

www.crackspider.net

WinRAR!

Nicely done Flak, I can tell you've used it before.

[FlakMonkey]

well i thought because you said net web and spider crawl, but when you said no i thought that : D

EDIT: Never really used it, just heard about it.

[Denial]

I prefer crack.am when researching cracks for educational purposes.

[Jager]

I prefer crack.am when researching cracks for educational purposes.

I believe it returns results from there too ;)

[naomiReturns]

Am I alone on the motion to shop "Here's a can of STFU" to "Here's a can of OWNT!", for use specially with all of Naomi's massively-expanded vocabulary beatings?

I didn't understand what you mean, but I'll pretend I did. :cool:

[Jager]

I didn't understand what you mean, but I'll pretend I did. :cool:
http://www.warphead.com/modules/xoopsgallery/cache/albums/album02/stfu.jpg
Change "Shut the fuck up" to "OWNT" and make a small note in the bottom saying, "For use with naomisan24 abuse only"

[SkyFlyer]

http://www.warphead.com/modules/xoopsgallery/cache/albums/album02/stfu.jpg
Change "Shut the fuck up" to "OWNT" and make a small note in the bottom saying, "For use with naomisan24 abuse only"


How about you stop hotlinking shit and host the file so the rest of us can see it.

Oh by the way, Hello Jager... How's it going? :whistle:

[Jager]

How about you stop hotlinking shit and host the file so the rest of us can see it.

Oh by the way, Hello Jager... How's it going? :whistle:

/me sighs.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/JagerKatze/Forums/stfu.jpg

[DUP3R]

you sir, are an idiot.



you have know idea

[Whower]

What? Who?

[ub3r]

how did this come to a cracking program thread I WANNA KNO WHERE TO FIND BOTS HACKS BOTS AND OTHER CLIENTS idoits

[Leafy2]

... crackspider.net peraphs lol

EDIT: god damnit apparently i was late to this post... but i figured out it without xtra hints ^^

[ub3r]

just forget it thank u guys for spamming idoit noobs

[XFxGeforced]

Oh, you're fucking witty.

I don't pretend to be smart, and I don't think I am, really. Perhaps you are flaming me to make up for your own cognitive inadequacy? Because that's the only reason I can think of to tell me that.

Sure, I can be a bit of an elitist (understatement of the year), but only toward REALLY stupid people who decide to draw my attention.

Everyone else I'm fine with. If you're dumb and you stay quiet and do not address me directly, I will like you despite your shortcomings. Not too hard.

If you think my vocabulary is showoffish, maybe you should expad your own, because I use the most appropriate words for any situation regardless of the number of syllables, making exceptions only for infants and the mentally ill. Which category do you belong to?

*first off, I said nothing about your vocabulary skills. Seems as if you have quite a large ego

oh, i think your vocab is great, i mean, i'm really impressed by a person that knows alot of words. I only wish I knew as many words as you :( . you know what you could do, you could maybe enter a spelling bee, and win a scholarship or something. A person that lives next to my cousin, he's indian, and therefore a fantastic speller. He is top ranked in the country, and has won over 50,000 dollars in tournaments, and has gotten other scholarship money. But that's what you need to do.

[LiquidFire]

Uber I already hate you.

Google it up.

[Crack Monk]

*first off, I said nothing about your vocabulary skills. Seems as if you have quite a large ego

oh, i think your vocab is great, i mean, i'm really impressed by a person that knows alot of words. I only wish I knew as many words as you :( . you know what you could do, you could maybe enter a spelling bee, and win a scholarship or something. A person that lives next to my cousin, he's indian, and therefore a fantastic speller. He is top ranked in the country, and has won over 50,000 dollars in tournaments, and has gotten other scholarship money. But that's what you need to do.

Dude. What the fuck. Was that supposed to be some sort of sarcastic insult? It sounds like you were TRYING to insult her, but forgot what you were doing in the middle and just started rambling on about spelling bees. I really can't find a single thing that's either insulting (Other than the racist comment) or relevant in the last half of that paragraph.

Anyway, one of the many types of people I hate are those that judge others solely by their age. "omg u r 13 u r stoopid llolooololllolo." The only people that say things like that are the ones that can't defend themselves with any argument other than "I'm older than you." That's just sad. I mean, if 13-year-olds are by default stupid, you'd think an intelligent, mature 16-year-old like yourself should at least be able to write a proper (Or at the very least, a coherent) paragraph for an argument with a 13-year-old.

[SkyFlyer]

Thank you for hosting the picture Jager. :D

[SkyFlyer]

*first off, I said nothing about your vocabulary skills. Seems as if you have quite a large ego

oh, i think your vocab is great, i mean, i'm really impressed by a person that knows alot of words. I only wish I knew as many words as you :( . you know what you could do, you could maybe enter a spelling bee, and win a scholarship or something. A person that lives next to my cousin, he's indian, and therefore a fantastic speller. He is top ranked in the country, and has won over 50,000 dollars in tournaments, and has gotten other scholarship money. But that's what you need to do.


You really do need to shut the fuck up. :)

Have a nice day fuckwad. Not really.

[Denial]

just forget it thank u guys for spamming idoit noobs

Drop. The. Hammer.

[Jebus]

Thank god ub3r will never be joining us real members in the _actual_ forum :clap:

What an inbred sampfag, rofl :thumup:

[naomiReturns]

Seems as if you have quite a large ego
Seems you're quite perceptive.

Oh, and less'nthree to Crack Monk. I love you for your anti-age-discriminatory stance. If I ever meet you, I will buy you ice cream.

[DUP3R]

of course this thread is completely off track just like every other thread in this forum.


and you expect to leech off of this? jenny was a friend of mine

[Denial]

of course this thread is completely off track just like every other thread in this forum.


and you expect to leech off of this? jenny was a friend of mine

Even more off topic, I fail to see the reason that topics that run off topic are such a reason for disgust.

[Tep]

yeah ub3r that's just ungrateful they tried to help you and you call them n00b idiots..atleast say thanks but that isn't what I'm looking for

and I agree with the age thing that is just rediculous
there are people that are smarter than other people and if they happen to be 13 so be it congratulate them don't call them stupid cuz they are smarter than you
hell naomisan and others are probably smarter than I am about certain things that doesn't make me want to call them stupid.

That's all I got to type.

[naomiReturns]

I also love your anti-age-discrimination stance. You can buy me ice cream if we ever meet.

[DUP3R]

Even more off topic, I fail to see the reason that topics that run off topic are such a reason for disgust.



TOPIC: HOW DO YOU HACK IRC?

TOPIC 3 POSTS LATER: SORRY FOR LIEING ALL THIS TIME BUT IM A GUY!



i cant see how this forum stays active for more then a couple days when every topic goes from POLITICS to deformed penises

[Denial]

TOPIC: HOW DO YOU HACK IRC?

TOPIC 3 POSTS LATER: SORRY FOR LIEING ALL THIS TIME BUT IM A GUY!



i cant see how this forum stays active for more then a couple days when every topic goes from POLITICS to deformed penises

You just gave an example, not reason to give the example meaning. :(

[DjDTM]

Why would you want to hack an IRC?

Is it because you want to hack 1337.coms IRC?

Is that it? Do you hold some kind of grudge against 1337.com, so you signed up at 1337.com to ask how to hack its own IRC?

Hacking is very bad, and you shouldn't do it.

If you REALLY want to learn how, research it yourself, not sign up on a forum and ask people how.

[LiquidFire]

Whats that? I hear somthing. ITS THE N00b TRAIN

n0000000000b n0000000000b n0000b n0000b

[SkyFlyer]

Hacking is very bad, and you shouldn't do it.

Roffles.

Only if youre a black hat... even then sometimes its good.

[RobWGibbons]

You took the words right out of my fingers. He wants to hack on IRC, yet can't find a serial to use the application itself.

Holy irony, Batman!

"Robin, quick! Open that keygen and hit 'Generate!'"
"I don't know which file to execute! Is it the NFO or the EXE?"
"The EXE! Good, now copy that string to the clipboard!"